"Okay, I would ask nicely for some of your giant bass strings, but you don't strike me as the negotiating type, so out of personal respect, I'll just get right to the ass-kickin'."

"Defend this pile of crap with your very lives!"

"[rally cry.] Everything in that general direction must DIE!"

"[in flight.] Silence, ground-walker!"

"It smells like a whale… ate some cabbage… and died in your mouth… like a year ago."

"Gather 'round, me warriors!"

"Let's form a heavy metal hurricane."

"I told you not to climb that, you stupid, mother- [game asks player if they would like to allow swearing] -fucking piece of shit!"

"So, are you the keeper of the Sacred Beer Tree?"

"Man, that pilot doesn't learn!"

"Oh, shit, the Metal Gods are still using hydrogen!"

"Eddie: No. Earlier... like the early seventies."

"Cult Monk: The day has finally come for us to serve our master"

"Cult Monk: No, you are not. [readies sword]"

"Lars: What do you do with a bunch of kids who do nothing but bang their heads all day?"

"Headbanger 2: It's like a demon screaming."

"Headbanger 2: It's the pounding of creation's hammer upon the anvil of time."

"Three headbangers have smashed three statues of General Lionwhyte."

"Headbanger 1: Lionwhyte sucks!"

"Guardian of Metal: "Metal, Noise, Blood, and Fire! Tell me what you most desire.""

"Eddie: Are you really gonna say that every time?"

"Eddie Riggs and the Guardian discuss his traditional greeting."

"Eddie: Wait, What do I have to do to get a fire tribute?"

"I'm supposed to think you're a nun but I know you're really some kind of big ugly demon, so lets have it. [Battle Nun turns to face him] Aha! See? I knew it - big ugly demon! ... Kinda sexy though, in a weird way."

"A good roadie knows his whole job is to make someone else look good, keep someone else safe, help someone else do what they were put here to do. A good roadie stays out of the spotlight. If he's doing his job right, you don't even know he's there. Once in a while he might step on stage just to fix a problem, to set something right. But then before you even realize he was there or what he did, he's gone."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) This reminds me of that movie with the gorilla. Curious something or other."

"(vs. Viking) Watch out! I pillage back!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) You won't get anything out of me, brain-eating meteor."

"(vs. Clown) This is for ruining my third birthday, you dirty clowns!"

"(vs. Nergaling) I almost feel sorry for these mutants."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins. They'll make monsters out of anything these days."

"(ready to battle) Why Dracula here? Dracula got bridge club today!"

"(vs. Skarr) An eye for an eye I always say. 'Course, I only got one eye!"

"(vs. Boogey) I eat fear for breakfast! Fear, and hash browns!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) No pain, no gain!"

"(vs. Jack) Time to make Mama Delgado's famous pumpkin pie recipe!"

"(vs. Dracula) Another one bites the dust!"