Dark Fantasy Video Games

"(on fire) Nothing like roasted bones. (weak chuckle)"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Time for you to take some pain!"

"(vs. Skarr) I'd eat my own face off before I let you win!"

"(vs. Boogey) Usually when I'm throwin' boogies, it's a whole different thing."

"(vs. Nergal, Jr.) Eat fist, ya' four-eyed freak!"

"(vs. Jack) I hate pumpkins!"

"(vs. Dracula) Cha-ching! I'm money, baby!"

"(vs. Hoss) Tee hee hee! Wuss Delgado!"

"(vs. Fred) Kablowie! Teh heh heh!"

"(vs. Nergal) My fist is your friend!"

"(vs. Eris) Eat dirt, lady!"

"(vs. Mogar) I don't need your rules, man!"

"(vs. Irwin) Take that, nerdo!"

"(vs. Grim) I want to be just like you someday, Grim: knocked out! (laughs)"

"(vs. Mandy) Eat it, Ms. Know-It-All!"

"(mans turret) A: duh, what's this thing do? B: Me smash you! (Evil Laugh) C: Sticks and stones, they break by bones, but I'm gonna use this to BREAK YOURS!"

"(on fire) Ooh! Ooh! HOT! HOT! But it's a dry heat."

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: Fore! C: Good-bye!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Here comes a demon! [farts, sets opponents on fire, they explode] Tee hee hee!"

"(after being selected) I loves you!"

"(wins) If kicking butt is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

"(ready to battle) Breaking things makes me feel so alive!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) To me, forces of the Netherealm! Destroy the mortals! (Grim opens a large vortex, sucking his opponents in as he waves good-bye while cackling malevolently)"

"(after being selected) Let's reap!"

"(wins) Oh, yeah! Who's bad? Grim's bad!"

"(ready to battle) I don't like mixing business with pleasure, but I'm really going to enjoy this."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Well, there's something you don't see everyday."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Get out the whipped cream, this is gonna be one big pumpkin pie!"

"(vs. Viking) Say hello to the Valkyries for me."

"(vs. Pumpkin) I hate getting pumpkin goo all over my hands!"

"(vs. Clown) Clowns are funnier when they're crying!"

"(vs. Nergaling) Ugh, these things are disgusting."

"(vs. Chicken) These chickens will be boneless by the time I'm done with them!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Be smart! Stay down!"

"(vs. Skarr) Owned!"

"(vs. Boogey) I've seen marshmallows scarier than you!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Does it count as shape-shifting if I beat you to a pulp?"

"(vs. Jack) The only good pumpkin is a smashed pumpkin!"

"(vs. Dracula) You just sealed your own doom."

"(vs. Hoss) Mr. Delgado, meet my fist!"

"(vs. Fred) You were asking for it."

"(vs. Nergal) Hope you enjoyed your beating, weirdo."

"(vs. Eris) Get up again and I'll knock out the rest of your teeth."

"(vs. Mogar) Anyone who wears more makeup than Mindy deserves to be crushed!"

"(vs. Irwin) Love hurts, Irwin."

"(vs. Grim) I beat you at your own game, bonehead!"

"(vs. Billy) Why don't you just paint a bullseye on that nose of yours?"

"(mans turret) A: Alright, who wants some of this? B: It's payback time! C: I miss you, but my aim is improving! D: I will end you! E: I will crush all who oppose me!"

"(on fire) Grrr, I hate being on fire!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Must...not...smile! (Mandy smiles, tearing apart the fabric of the universe like in "My Fair Mandy", opponents gets decimated)."