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April 10, 2026
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"You ever been deboned by a chicken?"
"One of your size, and one of my size!"
"How are supposed to get a fresh start if no one would trust us?"
"[Wolf: I'm sorry, did you say you were the CRIMSON PAW?!?!] [kicks him] Sorry, I didn't quite catch that."
"Marc Maron — Mr. Snake"
"Sam Rockwell — Mr. Wolf"
"Awkwafina — Ms. Tarantula (Webs)"
"Craig Robinson — Mr. Shark"
"Danielle Brooks — Kitty Kat"
"Natasha Lyonne — Doom / Susan"
"Alex Borstein — Police Commissioner Misty Luggins"
"Richard Ayoade — Professor Marmalade"
"Are you kidding me?! Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty."
"Once upon a time, there was a big bad "wuff"."
"You say the naughtiest things."
"[Webs: Is she your hostage?] No. She's my girlfriend."
"[Craig: And now you wanna work at a bank?] Why not? Some of my best memories are at banks. [Craig: Uh, you robbed us 3 times.] [Beat] That was this bank?"
"Michael Godere — Craig"
"[from trailer] When it came to being bad, we were pretty good. Who am I kidding? We're the best."
"I am never driving another car ever again…! [smash cut to him driving in a more tacky and rundown vehicle in the present]"
"[from trailer] Maybe you don't keep up with the news, but we're good now."
"Trust me, there's a difference. Respect is earned. One day you'll learn that."
"Alright, Mr. Master of Disguise, you're up."
"They call me the Phantom Bandit, but you can call me Kitty Kat. You met my girls."
"You know, you think they're one thing but it turns out they're something else entirely."
"Let me rephrase the question. Play along, and Diane's secret is safe. Or don't, and you, Diane, the good life, it all comes crashing down. What'll it be?"
"You're a grumpy little snakey-wakey."
"Jim O'Heir - Cal"
"Brian Gleeson - Sam Bang"
"Sebastian Stan - Dayton White"
"Jack Quaid - Fish Bang"
"Katherine Waterston - Sylvia Harrison"
"Macon Blair - Brad Noonan"
"Dwight Yoakam - Warden Burns"
"Hilary Swank - Sarah Grayson"
"David Denman - Moody Chapman"
"Channing Tatum - Jimmy Logan"
"Adam Driver - Clyde Logan"
"Daniel Craig - Joe Bang"
"See how the other half steals."
"I'm about to get nekked... back here. No peeking."
"Sam Bang: That's a vagrant fliolation!"
"2 Brothers. 3 arms. 1 incredible plan."
"They're on track for the biggest steal of their lives."
"Riley Keough - Mellie Logan"
"Darrell Waltrip: It's an honor to be able to start this 600-mile race here on Memorial Day. Boogity, boogity, boogity! Let's go racing for those who made the ultimate sacrifice, boys!"
"Charles Halford - Earl"
"Farrah Mackenzie - Sadie Logan"
"Seth MacFarlane - Max Chilblain"
"Katie Holmes - Bobbie Jo Chapman"