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"Sign: Beware of Dog"
"Jon: I'm in the mood to party!… Or fold laundry."
"Phone: (When Garfield picks up) May I speak to the head of the household?"
"Phone (Garfield picks up) May I speak to the moron of the house?"
"Garfield sleeps at the doorway"
"Garfield is building a snowman"
"Jon: Garfield, why aren't women attracted to me?"
"Jon: So, doc, how's Garfield?"