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"Hey Moose, I was watching TV with your wife last night. Stupid bitch took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes."
"Sometimes you get a second shot... Make it."
"Being hooked on the game could cost you your life."
"Some people get all the breaks. Others just get broken."
"Michael Rosenbaum as Danny"
"Anson Mount as Chris"
"Shannon Engemann as Beth"
"Peter Dobson as Cory"
"The future is in your hands, Mr. Travis. Take it... now!"
"Alan Price: [about game of chess] If you don't take that castle soon, the National Trust will!"
"Always remember gentlemen, that you are a failure in catering if you don't know what to do with your leftovers."
"Professor Millar: Michael, I don't know if anyone's ever told you this, but you happen to belong to a very rare group of encephaloids."
"[to secretary] Miss Hunter, two Valium and a barley wine for Professor Stewart."
"Prison Governor: I've sensed the spark of idealism in you and I can move mountains, you know that, hmm. Oh, for a man like you, Travis. Michael, for a boy like you, you're still young! Everything is possible. The world is your oyster. I can see you stripped, building motorways. You have eyes like Steve McQueen. Did anyone ever tell you that?"
"The dividing line between the House of Lords and Pentonville Jail is very, very thin."
"Professor Stewart was too far in advance of his time, but his name will live long. We will stand in silence, in grateful memory for fifteen seconds."
"Malcolm McDowell - Michael Arnold "Mick" Travis / Plantation thief"
"[graffiti] Revolution is the opium of the intellectuals."
"Anna Dawson - Becky"
"Lindsay Anderson - Film director"
"Margot Bennett - Coffee picker"
"Jeremy Bulloch - Crash victim / Experimental patient / Sign guy"
"Ben Aris - Mr. MacIntyre / Dr. Hyder / Flight Lt. Wallace"
"Alan Price - himself"
"Brian Glover - Plantation foreman / Bassett (Power Station Guard)"
"Anthony Nicholls - General / Judge"
"Edward Judd - Oswald"
"James Bolam - Attenborough / Examination Doctor"
"Bill Owen - Superintendent Barlow / Inspector Carding"
"Michael Medwin - Army captain / Power station technician / Duke of Belminster"
"Vivian Pickles - Good lady"
"Warren Clarke - MC at Wakefield Club / Warner / Male nurse"
"Geoffrey Palmer - Examination doctor / Basil Keyes"
"Mary MacLeod - Mrs. Ball / Salvationist / Vicar's wife"
"Wallas Eaton - John Stone (Coffee Factory) / Col. Steiger / Prison warder / Meths drinker / Film executive"
"Peter Jeffrey - Factory chairman / Prison governor"
"Mona Washbourne - Neighbour / Usher / Sister Hallett"
"Dandy Nichols - Tea lady in military installation"
"Christine Noonan - Imperial Coffee assembly line worker / Mavis at Wakefield Club"
"Graham Crowden - Dr. Millar / Professor Stewart / Meth drinker"
"Philip Stone - Jenkins / Interrogator / Salvation Army major"
"Rachel Roberts - Gloria Rowe / Madame Paillard / Mrs. Richards"
"Ralph Richardson - Monty / Sir James Burgess"
"Helen Mirren - Patricia / casting call receptionist"
"Arthur Lowe - Mr. Duff / Charlie Johnson / Dr. Munda"
"Beware of Mrs. Ball's treacle tart. There is many-a-fly that got stuck in that!"
"[Chatting up factory girl] Do you realize this Nigerian coffee is being packed straight back to Nigeria?"
"Brian Pettifer - Biles"
"Try not to die like a dog."
"Geoffrey Chater - Bishop / Vicar"