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April 10, 2026
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"Buffalo wild wing gets $0 tip for serving "Bones" to me in chicken, if i had wanted to eat bones i would take my Ass to the grave yard"
"the coolest thing the police ever did was invent their own flag thats just a desecrated version of the american flag"
"i deserve th e most mentally ill president imaginable. 99 year old babbling doofus. Send us into the volcano sir"
"ive flattened the curve over 100 times. what have you pricks been doing"
"everyone less mentally ill than me is Privileged, everyone more mentally ill than me is Toxic, everyone equally mentally ill to me is Cool"
"i would take so many bribes if i was a judge. half my shit would be bribes. take bribes from the criminals until theyre too poor to do crime"
"how about instead of drop the ball on new years we drop the damn gas prices for onve"
"for like 8 months i thought covid was one of those joke diseases where you ask "what's covid" and the other guy tells tou to suck his nuts"
"now that elon has disposed of the left wing woke brigade I can finally post pictures of my COCK!!!"
"the last time i stopped jacking off for 1 week I went insane and wrote the movie The God Father"
"im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys."
"turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right"
"my favorite feature of this site is absolutely no consequences for my opinions sucking ffucking ass and me being 100% wrong about everything"
"look, im not saying that martin luther king jr was a gamer. that would be ludicrous. im simply saying that if games had existed at the time,"
"trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you..."
"reading a 900 page book on Dry Rubs and immediately forgetting all of it and just dumping a shit load of cocoa pebbles on my ribs"
"i often disagree with DigimonOtis, but his efforts to keep Sharia Law out of the donkey kong 64 wiki are much needed in this wolrd of danger"
"1st grade: Mastered. 2nd Grade: MAstered. 3rd Grade: Mastered. 4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you 5th Grade:This ones hard"
"DOCTOR: you cant keep doing this to yourself. being The Last True Good Boy online will destroy you. you must stop posting with honor ME: No,"
"user named " beavis_sinatra " has been terrorizing me since 2004, by sending me pictures of cups that are too close to the edge of the table"
"using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,"
"its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town"
"the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit"
"Politic's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)"
"do not be afraid to talk to that lonely boy on the train ... with the rosy red cheeks, sun glasses & big cigar... he just mmight be... angel"
"so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"
"ME: there is a new type of beer called "Wine" shirtless guy witht 104 followers: Shut the fuck up ME: Yes sir"
"girls always love to telling people not to" Mansplain" but they do not care of, "Man's Pain""
"if you ask me this election could end about 100 different ways: 1) trump gets 0% of the vote 2) trump gets 1% of the vote 3) trump gets 2% o"
"i refuse to consume any product that has been created by, or is claimed to have been created by, the (((Keebler Elves)))"
"the human mind... perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the "GUN""
"issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them""
"i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites. you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you"
"people come up to me and say, "I will never use the bathroom. I will never shit" and i gotta tell them pal, sooner or later youre gonna shit"
"revealing the gender of my baby by eating a whole bunch of food dye and taking a huge pink shit in front of my relatives. ah!! its a girl !!"
"DUMBASS: SHut the fuck up THE WISE MAN: No you shut the fuck up"
"and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."
"go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse"
"im not going to post about taking shits or shitting anymore . i Condemn all of my previous posts about shitting and asses"
"thinking about a "Cock Ring" for the neck that strangles all the blood into your brain and gives you what is essentially a mental erection"
"VERIFY!! VERIFIY THIS ACCOUNT! THE TROLLS ARE BREAKING IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS!! I NEED THE CHECK MARK !! NOW!! NOW!! NOW!!"
"i hate i t when girls think im proposing whenever i take the knee at them in protest"
"my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat"
"love when i lose aobut 100 followers immediately after making a beautiful post. the weak shriveling up into dust. Thats called darwin"
"a man asks God, how am i supposed to live, without George H.W. Bush God simply said "That is why I made 2 george bushs" The man just smiled."
"society is so much fucking Bitched ....."
"ive generated over 100,000 wordles in my head and completed them easily. what more can i say of it"
"marijuana did columbine"
"(suddenly becoming very somber) no Woman should have to pay over $10 for a Brassiere."
"ah, So u persecute just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell. (girls get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it"