"All I wanna do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a scone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!""

"I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy... [about her future career as a 'Buyer']"

"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

"Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

"Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything.""

"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."

""Why? Because it isn't in the Book of all Knowledgefulness that I'm going to be cheering at the Riverview game tomorrow? Lighten up, Merrick"."

"You do everything wrong! [Buffy begins to apologize] No....Do it wrong."

"There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." [notices Buffy's blank look] Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."

"All this is a show. And when the music stops, the rest is silence."

"I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy."

"I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything."

"I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?"

"You know, Benny was right? You're all the same. I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!""

"Are YOU addressing I?"

"[Buffy is lying on top of him after a large leap] What am I supposed to do, run? These guys are everywhere, and I wanna do some damage. I'm good with damage."

"[sees Amilyn and Lothos with Buffy] "I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go now? {when Buffy approaches Lothos] "Does anybody here but me have a problem with this?""

"I crashed your party [Buffy responds, "How shallow."] Yeah well, I'm pretty shallow. Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?"

"You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper."

"We can't be stopped. This is our world now."

"What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume."

"Twelve hundred years old, and you behave like a child! Honestly, I don't know how you made it through the Crusades."

"Wanna go for a ride?"

"You ruined my new jacket!" [to henchmen] "Kill him a LOT!" [after his left arm has been torn off]"

"Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?"

"(When Amilyn has one Arm) "We're immortal. We can do anything."

"Buffy: "Oh yeah? Clap."

"Gets to have sex with boys and still kill the monster."