"Marvin Schwarz: So Rick, who's gonna kick the shit out of you next week? Mannix? The Man from U.N.C.L.E.? The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.? How about Batman and Robin? [pantomimes the fight choreography] Ping! Pow! Choom! Zoom! Down goes you, down goes your career as a leading man."

"I could be one pool party away from starring in a Polanski movie!"

"Maya Hawke – Linda Kasabian ("Flower Child")"

"Damon Herriman – Charlie"

"Kansas Bowling – Sandra Good ("Blue")"

"Nicholas Hammond – Sam Wanamaker"

"Samantha Robinson – Abigail Folger"

"Al Pacino – Marvin Schwarz"

"Rafał Zawierucha – Roman Polanski"

"Lorenza Izzo – Francesca Capucci"

"What the hell are you looking at, you little ginger-haired fucker?"

"Margot Robbie – Sharon Tate"

"Trudi Frazer: I believe it's the job of an actor – and I say actor, not actress because the word actress is nonsensical – it's the actor's job to avoid impediments to their performance. It's the actor's job to strive for one hundred percent effectiveness. Naturally, we never succeed, but it's the pursuit..that's meaningful."

"Dreama Walker – Connie Stevens"

"Costa Ronin – Wojciech Frykowski"

"Brad Pitt – Cliff Booth"

"Pons Maar as Theodore Rex. (in-suit performer)"

"You cannot eat our only suspect!"

"James Murray as Tina the Waitress."

"Tony Sabin Prince as Molly Rex. (in-suit performer)"

"Bruce Lanoil as Theodore Rex (face performance) and Oliver Rex. (face performance)"

"I almost forgot. Cookie. [shoots out cookie from machine] Macadamia. Yes."

"Steven Chiodo as Guy in the Bag."

"Tom Fisher as Ankylosaurus."

"Terri Hardin as Molly Rex. (face performance)"

"The world's toughest cop is getting a brand new partner. He's a real blast from the past."

"Dwight Robers as Guy in the Bag."

"Calvin Scott as Smithersaurus."

"Kevin Carlson as Ankylosaurus Dad."

"Jack Riley as Alaric."

"Charles Chiodo as Guy in the Bag."

"Juliet Landau as Dr. Veronica Shade."

"Armin Mueller-Stahl as Elizar Kane."

"Bud Cort as Spinner."

"Whoopi Goldberg as Katie Coltrane."

"The latest cop team has four legs, a tail and a million years in attitude. (UK VHS cover)"

"Stephen McHattie as Edge."

"Carol Kane as Molly Rex."

"Hayward O. Coleman as Oliver Rex and Tina the Waitress."

"George Newbern as Theodore Rex."

"Jan Rabson as Tina Rex."

"Richard Roundtree as Commissioner Lynch."

"And don't even think of calling him Barney."

"Edward Chiodo as Caterpillar."

"Billy Bowles, Rodger Bumpass, Jennifer Darling, Denise Dowse, Bill Farmer, Anne Lockhart, Sherry Lynn, Mickie McGowan, Patrick Pinney, and Philip Proctor as the Additional voices."

"Tom Virtue – Morgan Anderson"

"P.J. Byrne – Record Executive Producer"

"Iqbal Theba – Amit"

"Mike Hatton – George"

"Montrel Miller – Birmingham Hotel Waiter"