Blond

"I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!"

"Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress."

"I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority."

"So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!"

"Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!"

"Oh My God! You look like the Fourth of July! It makes me want a hot dog real bad!"

"Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!"

"Her Beagle's name is Dolly Madison, which was my grandma's stripper name!"

"Take this sentence. The dragon enters blank. If any adverb fits into that sentence, it makes sense."

"Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!"

"V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to."

"Lady at Versace: You've got the wrong Versace."

"Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!"

"Timothy McGinn: Write a bill, Britney."

"Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good."

"Bigger. Bolder. Blonder"

"This summer. . . justice is blonde."

"Join the party!"

"Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods"

"Sally Field - Rep. Victoria Rudd"

"Regina King - Grace Rossiter"

"Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette"

"Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks"

"Dana Ivey - Congresswoman Libby Hauser"

"Mary Lynn Rajskub - Reena Giuliani"

"Jessica Cauffiel - Margot"

"Alanna Ubach - Serena McGuire"

"J Barton - Timothy McGinn"

"Stanley Anderson - Michael Blaine"

"Bruce Thomas - UPS Guy"

"Bob Newhart - Sid Post"

"Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond"

"Ruth Williamson - Madeline Kroft"

"This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored."

"Oooooh! Nice briefcase!"

"Blondes DO have more fun!"

"Don't judge a book by its hair color!"

"Believing In Yourself NEVER Goes Out Of Style!"

"Meet Elle Woods. She's a lawyer with a heart of gold...and a mane to match!"

"Aaron Mitchell: I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an I.Q. of a hundred and eighty-seven, and it's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Time…from my fourth grade paper."

"Elle's father: Law school is for people who are boring, and ugly, and…serious. And you, Button, are none of those things."

"[to her ex-husband] I'm takin' the dog, Dumbass!"

"Could I have been anymore goddamn spastic?"

"[Elle is in tears at the salon after she finds out Warner dumped her for her new rival, Vivian] So, what does this Vivian got that you don't got - three tits?"

"Do you think she just woke up one morning and said, 'I think I'll go to law school today'?"

"You know, being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing. You hold more cards than you think you do. And I, for one, would like to see you take that power and channel it toward the greater good, you know?"

"[Speaking at the class graduation as valedictorian in Harvard.] On my very first day at Harvard, a very wise professor quoted Aristotle, "The law is reason free from passion"; Well, no offence to Aristotle, but in my three years at Harvard, I have come to find passion is the key ingredient to the study and practice of law, and of life. It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self that we take our next steps into the world. Remembering that first impressions are not always correct, you must always have faith in people, and most importantly you must always have faith in yourself. Congratulations, Class of 2004... [excited] We did it!"

"[to Warner] I've been waiting for a long time for you to say that. But if I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead."

"I'll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be!"

"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!"