"Battery life is dependent on several factors, including frequency of searching/song selection, temperature and possibly the moon's gravitation pull. Times are estimations."

"The most common format of music on an iPod is “stolen.”"

"It's so slim Kate Moss uses it to cut her cocaine."

"I worked 22 years in the industry, and I noticed that operating systems get cancer with age"

"Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law."

"One of the deep mysteries to me is our logo, the symbol of lust and knowledge, bitten into, all crossed with the colors of the rainbow in the wrong order. You couldn't dream a more appropriate logo: lust, knowledge, hope and anarchy."

"We must always give our users pure sex. It's like a rendezvous in the back seat of an automobile with a beautiful girl. One's experience with the personal computer should be better than the greatest orgasm you could have."

"I want to see the two CEOs of RIM and [Apple CEO Steve] Jobs working together. The thought of this ménage à trois is absolutely hilarious."

"I didn't realise those spaces were for the emotionally handicapped."

"Thank God that [Apple buying Be] didn’t happen, because I hated Apple's management. I couldn’t picture myself in there."

"That makes my nipples hard!"

"The way to find what the mainstream will do tomorrow is to associate with the lunatic fringe today."