"[first lines; singing as he pops out of his burrow and blows snow away with a leaf blower] 'Tis the season to be jolly! Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la! Merry Christmas, everybody! I know rabbits are more associated with Easter, but, me, I'm all about the winter holidays. If you ask me, there's no better time to come out of your own little hole and celebrate the spirit of giving with everybody you see."

"You might wanna stay away from the "s" words until you work through that little spitting problem of yours."

"For shame. For shame! Has your holiday spirit flown south for the winter?"

"Don’t you just love the holidays?"

"'Tis the season to get wealthy Moo-la-la-la-la la, greenbacks, cash Money in a shiny bucket I will add it to my growing [gets crushed by the slide doors] STASH!"

"[floating on his hover board, notices Wile E. Coyote at the vending machine and speaks into his megaphone] No eating on the job, Coyote. [Wile E gets sucked into the machine. The scene now shifts to Elmer Fudd, who's sleeping on a ladder. Daffy notices this and shouts into his megaphone] WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE, FUDD! [Elmer yells and falls off his ladder]"

"Mr. Assistant Manager, your boss wants to see your butt this instant! [sees Porky slipping on a skateboard with his rear faced towards him] Be careful what you ask for."

"In case you haven't noticed... I HATE THE HOLIDAYS!"

"I'm not afraid of ghosts. In fact, I'm not afraid of anything. Except perhaps low quarterly profit projections and personal intimacy."

"What is it with you and your daughter? You act like you're her father or something!"

"Who needs a white Christmas when you can have a green one instead?"

"You have a firm grasp of guilt Mr. Ghost but you just don't understand the first thing about greed."

"What say we use this time-travel gimmick of yours to hit last night's ninth race at the track? We put a boatload of money on a long shot named Limpin' Larry and walk away rich, huh?"

"Joe Alaskey - Daffy Duck, Sylvester as Sylvester the Investor, Marvin the Martian, Foghorn Leghorn, Pepé Le Pew"

"Bob Bergen - Porky Pig, Tweety as the Ghost of Christmas Past, Speedy Gonzales"

"Jim Cummings - Taz as the Ghost of Christmas Future, Gossamer"

"June Foray - Granny as the Ghost of Christmas Past"

"Maurice LaMarche - Yosemite Sam as the Ghost of Christmas Present"

"Billy West - Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd"

"Dee Bradley Baker - Road Runner"

"David Cross as Himself"

"Mark Hamill as Himself/Mr. Shifty"

"Scott Innes as Scooby-Doo and Norville "Shaggy" Rogers"

"Frank Welker as Fred Jones and Jabberjaw"

"Grey DeLisle as Daphne Blake"

"B.J. Ward as Velma Dinkley"

"Gary Coleman as Himself"

"Wait till they get a load of my new rules, WHOA NELLIE! If I know Yogi, he won't last too long. And when he transgresses, I'll have him right where I want him!"

"Boo-Boo Bear, Tree (unvoiced)"

"Yogi Bear (unvoiced)"

"as Ranger John Smith, Moose"

"as Cindy Bear"

"as The Chief"

"Huh? Wha? 12 o'clock? It's too soon for noon!"

"[to Cindy Bear, after becoming savage with Boo Boo] HOME WRECKER!!!"

"Gosh, Yogi, we're indecent!"

"[putting up all sorts of signs] Man, keeping order in the forest is hard work! Ah, but it'll be worth it when I see the happy little eyes of the thankful woodland creatures..."

"Why wasn't it you, Yogi? Why didn't you go wild? It would have been easy then!"

"Don Dowe as Biff"

"Fred Olen Ray (credited as The Creature) as Cartoon Monster"

"This dude is rude!"

"First they undress you, then they possess you!"

"David Carradine as Gideon Fisk"

"Monique Gabrielle as Megan"

"Madison Stone as Roxanne"

"Barbara Dare (credited as Stacey Nix) as Jan"

"Arte Johnson as Mr. Hinchlow"

"Dick Miller as Burt"

"Suzanne Ager as Terry"