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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"John Goodman as Pops Racer"
"Can I come with you, Rex?"
"Pops Racer: God, you sound like Rex! You wanna die like him, too? Will that make you happy?!"
"I'm sorry, that's for you to find out. I just hope that when you do, that I'm there to see it."
"Michael Daingerfield as Announcer"
"Dan Joffre as Tooth"
"Brendan Meyer as Ben"
"Seth MacFarlane as Ziggy"
"The tooth hurts."
"Brandon T. Jackson as Duke"
"Julie Andrews as Lily"
"Ryan Sheckler as Mick "The Stick" Donnelly"
"Ashley Judd as Carly Harris"
"Jorge Girica as Jeff Harris (2029 release)"
"Stephen Merchant as Tracy the Caseworker"
"You can't handle the tooth."
"Chase Ellison as Randy Harris"
"Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Derek Thompson / Tooth Fairy"
"You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth."
"I can shrink down to six inches."
"Billy Crystal as Jerry"
"You might just be the worst tooth fairy ever!"
"Destiny Whitlock as Tess Harris"
"Josh Emerson as Kornie"
"[the racetrack trumpet sounds] So it's WAR! I'm off to the battlefield!"
"Leonard Ceeley — Whitmore"
"Douglass Dumbrille — J.D. Morgan"
"Margaret Dumont — Emily Upjohn"
"Harpo Marx — Stuffy"
"Allan Jones — Gil Stewart"
"Maureen O'Sullivan — Judy Standish"
"America's Joy-Friends are back again in the grandest entertainment gallop of 1937! More howls, more girls, more song hits than "A Night At The Opera"! Oh boy!"
"The Year's BIG Laugh, Music and Girl Show!"
"Groucho Marx — Dr Hugo Z. Hackenbush"
"as the barrier goes up on the Whopper of all Musical Fun Shows!"
"Chico Marx — Tony"
"I'm going to someone who understands me, I'm going to Dr. Hackenbush!…Why, I didn't know there was a thing the matter with me until I met him."
"Three Great Laff Stars ! . . . more gags and gals . . . more songs and dances !"
"[to Stuffy] Don't drink that poison! That's four dollars an ounce."
"Will you have the bellhop hop up with some hop scotch?"
"It's the old, old story. Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. Paul!"
"[after examining Stuffy] Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!"
"[giving a pill to a horse] Take one of those every half mile and call me if there's any change."
"Emily, I have a little confession to make. I really am a horse doctor. But marry me, and I'll never look at any other horse."
"Robert Middlemass — Sheriff"
"Sig Ruman — Dr Leopold X. Steinberg"
"I dunno, but she wants a Hackenapuss, she gonna get a Hackenapuss."
"Esther Muir — Flo"
"Tim Meadows - Cornelius Banks"
"Kristen Wiig - Bear Trainer Girl"