"You Smurfs don't know smurf about smurf. [Smurfette: I can smurf that smurf up and have it delivered to your house.] That sounds like a load of smurf."

"If we don't stop these wizards, it'll mean the end of the world!"

"Don't get left on read. (Jaunty)"

"Free Papa Smurf At Once!"

"Deal With My Awesomeness!"

"[Smurfette: You're Feeling better?]"

"What the smurf?!"

"Yep, isn't it grand living in a place where nothing ever goes wrong?"

"Everyone, listen to me! Your lives are in terrible danger! Smurf Village isn't safe anymore!"

"Now that's what I call a banger."

"Let me guess, Papa Smurf's in trouble."

"This is the handiwork of the evil wizards, Gargamel, and his brother, Razamel."

"You don't get a name until you earn it."

"It's time for you to find out what a Smurf really is."

"Let's go smurf that wizard up."

"Way to kill the mood glasses!"

"[No Name Smurf: (He & Smurfette Look At Each Other & Nod) Oh Yeah]."

"Hold onto your little Smurf nubs!"

"[Starts To Float In The Air] What's Happening?"

"Beware of the cat. (Azrael)"

"No Name Smurf: Yeah, The Part With The Kangaroos Was A Little Weird Though."

"[No Name Smurf: Mama Poot! What Happened?]"

"Absolutely, Just make sure you tip the driver ahead of time or they'll lick everything."

"[No Name Smurf: So you can just order any kind of food from anywhere?]"

"I'm one step closer to total evil dominance!"

"We're going to play a game called let's squish a Smurf till all you Smurfs are squashed!"

"I Don't Care What You Call Yourself, One Lone Smurf Can't Take On The Whole Evil Enchilada!"

"What? I'm a stress eater."