"[looking at the Sword of Heroes while looking around in the Sacred Hall of Warriors] The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking - Ow!"

"Dumpling is the only way to sort out problems."

"I LOVE KUNG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu....oooooooo.... oof."

"Would whoever is making that flapping sound, quiet down?!"

"[facing Tai Lung] You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior! That was not my fault!"

"Citizens of the Valley of Peace, it's my great honor to present you, Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey and Mantis! The Furious Five!"

"Zeng! Fly to Chorh-Gom Prison and tell them to double the guards, double their weapons, double everything! Tai Lung does not leave that prison!"

"[impersonating Master Shifu] "You will never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth! What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I've never heard of it! Work hard, panda, and maybe some day, you will have ears like mine.""

"I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better."

"[meeting the Furious Five for the first time up close in person as they give him curious expressions] The Furious Five! You're (all) so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis. You're 'bout the same."

"Aw, look at the cute little baby, Diego. Isn't it nice that he'll be joining us for breakfast? [Diego: It wouldn't be breakfast without him.]"

"Come on, Diego. Let's bring this mammoth down."

"[Diego: Let's show that human what happens when he messes with sabers.] Alert the troops. We attack at dawn. And Diego, bring me that baby, alive. If I'm going to enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh."

"[Zeke: I can't wait to get my claws in that mammoth!] No one touches the mammoth until I get that baby!"

"There's Diego. Fall back!"

"[last words before his death] What are you doing? [Diego: Leave the mammoth alone.] Fine, I'll take you down first."

"[repeated lines] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

"It wouldn't be breakfast without him."

"Isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?"

"Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it."

"[Soto: Diego, I was beginning to worry about you.] No need to worry. In about two minutes you'll be satisfying your taste for revenge. [Soto: Very nice.]"

"Um, that pink thing is mine."

"Because if we save him he'll grow up to be a hunter. And who do you think he'll hunt?"

"[Soto: What are you doing?] Leave the mammoth alone. [Soto: Fine, I'll take you down first.]"

"[shouts that echoes] MOVE, SLOTH!"

"Us? You two are a bit of an odd couple."

"Save your breath, Sid. You know humans can't talk."