"A'ight, my name's Hobie -- Hobie Brown. I was bitten by a-- Wouldn't you like to know? You know what I mean? And for the last three years, I've been the one and only-- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You think I'm gonna show you my secret identity? Come out of it. That is, when I'm not playing shows, antagonizing fascists, staging unpermitted political actions/performing art pieces or having a laugh at the pub with the mandem. I'm not a role model. I was briefly a runway model. I hate the A.M! I hate the P.M! I hate labels! I'm not a hero -- because calling yourself a hero makes you a self-mythologizing narcissistic autocrat."

"[Gwen: Are you…?] Oh, this? We don't know the sex yet. My husband wants it to be a surprise. He's really corny, but so hot."

"YOU BLEW ANOTHER HOLE IN THE MULTIVERSE!"

"Miles, we all want to live the life we wish we had. Believe me, I have tried. And the harder I tried, the more damage I did. You can't have it all, kid. Being Spider-Man is a sacrifice. That's the job. That's what you signed up for."

"That's exactly what you are! You're just a kid who has no... idea... WHAT HE'S DOING!!!"

"Everywhere you go, you're an anomaly! You're the original anomaly! [Gwen: MIGUEL!] The spider that gave you your powers wasn't from your dimension! It was never supposed to bite you! [Gwen: Miguel, don't!] There's a world out there with no Spider-Man to protect them because it bit you instead! You're not supposed to be Spider-Man! [Miles: No, you're lying! I'm Spider-Man!] You're a MISTAKE! If you hadn't been bit, your Peter Parker would have lived! Instead, he died saving you! He would've stopped the collider before it ever went off... Spot wouldn't exist, and none of this... [Miles: Peter!] ...would've happened. And all this time, I have been the only one holding it all together!! [Peter: Miguel, GO EASY ON HIM!] You don't belong here -- you never did."

"You can't run forever, kid!"

"All stations, stop what you're doing and stop Spider-Man!"

"You have a choice between saving one person and saving an entire world. Every world."

"Miles, there's moments in our stories that are the same for all of us. Some good. Some bad."

"[self-narrating] My name is Miguel O'Hara. I'm this dimension's one and only Spider-Man... at least, I was. But I'm not like the others. I don't always like what I have to do, but I know I have to be one to do it. I've given up too much to stop now."

"You left a hole wide enough for guys like him to randomly get shot into the wrong dimension. Now I'm stuck putting everybody back where they belong before all of time and space collapses! And don't even get me started on Doctor Strange and the little nerd on Earth-199999!"

"Don't tell Mom."

"A Magical Movie Adventure Inspired by the Life of Martin Luther King, Jr."

"I'm not planning on standing here until my retirement kicks in."

"[seeing Maria and Kyle sneaking around to the back of the museum] Great. Now I'll have to give 'em the group rate."

"Maria: I think I'm gonna lose my lunch, and I haven't even eaten it yet."

"Randy: [nearly being hit on his skateboard with Miles by Mr. Willis' bus-driving] Oh, man, even time travel is safer than this."

"Kyle: Following you dorks was a major mistake. I guess that's what happens when you read science fiction comics on the toilet all the time."

"A movie for kids... A message for everyone!"

"Robert Ri'chard as Miles Woodman"

"Lucas Black as Randy Smith"

"Dexter King as Martin Luther King, Jr. at age 34"

"Jessica Garcia as Maria Ramirez"

"Zachary Leigh as Kyle Langon"

"Ed Asner as Mr. Harris"

"Angela Bassett as Mrs. Woodman"

"Danny Glover as Train Conductor"

"Whoopi Goldberg as Mrs. Peck"

"Samuel L. Jackson as Turner"

"James Earl Jones as Daddy King"

"Ashley Judd as Mrs. Dale"

"Richard Kind as Mr. Willis"

"Yolanda King as Christine King"

"Susan Sarandon as Mrs. Joyce Clark"

"John Travolta as Mr. Langon"

"Adam Wylie as Sam Dale / Skip Dale"

"Oprah Winfrey as Coretta Scott King"

"Frank Welker as Bull Connor / Chihuahua / German Shepherds"

"Nicole Palacio as Parker Marie"

"Jess Harnell as Reporter #1 / Demonstrator #1"

"Joe Lala as Reporter #2 / Demonstrator #2"

"John Wesley as Man / Demonstrator #3"

"Elizabeth Primm as Old Woman / Demonstrator #4"

"Jodi Carlisle as the Additional Voices"

"And it's a no on the cape. [Miles Morales: I think it's cool.] Take that off. It's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape."