"If God or the Balance or some other cosmic force is watching right now, why don't we agree on this? You get me out of this, I owe you a favour. Deal? Is that a yes?"

"I can think of only one word right now, and it won't really do me any good. HELP!"

"I've been lucky so far. I'm counting on my luck lasting just a little bit longer. Pleeease?"

"beats me we leave port yesterday evening, and i don't sleeep a wink allnite. just rocking rocking rocking all nite loong. and then theres the food which is, lik, fish and apples, fish and apples, every meal!!!"

"Why does the boat have to keep moving around? Why can't they make a boat that just stays still? I mean they got magic, right?"

"Hope Street Projects! Not exactly the friendliest place in town. It's more of a "shoot first, then shoot again, then pull the trigger a few more times before asking questions" kinda place. And I'm not even sure they bother with the "asking questions" part anymore."

"Dear Diary, note to self: the next time anybody says the word "destiny"… run like hell!"

"Sundays are made for sleeping in. Sundays are made for walking around in baggy clothes, watching movies, nursing headaches and hanging out with your friends at the cafe. Sundays are NOT made for going to the worst neighbourhood in town to find a kid who might be able to give you the information necessary to infiltrate a powerful cult that plans to take over the known universe. That's what Mondays are for."

"It's a nest, padded with large scales. Very large scales. For some strange reason, I have a feeling I should get the hell outta here before the tenants return."

"Should I go get myself committed now or after dinner?"

"Dear Diary… Note to self. Dreams of talking trees and dragons aside, it's still no excuse for talking to inanimate matter in the real world. So quit it."

"I need to start dreaming about boys and shopping… you know, the important things in life."

"I'd kinda figured that the number 18 would cast light into the deep dark chasm of my soul and reveal some grand truth about the universe. Like the meaning of life, or at least some explanation as to why all the guys are complete idiots."

"18 feels kinda like 17, only I can buy a gun and pilot a hovercraft."

"I'm the Windbringer. I'm the Waterstiller. I'm April Bandu-embata of the Banda, and the Venar Kan-ang-la. I'm a Shifter. I will some day become the Thirteenth Guardian, protector of the Balance. And I'm April Ryan. This is who I am."

"I can't believe they wouldn't let me on the shuttle, just because my clothes stink and I look like a bum!"

"[Roper Klacks evil laugh.] Who was that? Wait, don't tell me, evil wizard. They all sound like Richard III on crack to me."

"[After getting out of the dumpster.] That was so not pleasant, the smell, and how that rat refused to let go."

"[In a dumpster.] This is so… gross. Is that a fur mitten? Ugh! It's a dead rat. In that case I'm not going to check out that other one in the corner, I think it just moved. Ah! Keep your claws to yourself!"

"Life should carry a big yellow caution-sticker. It's certain to kill you sooner or later."

"There are only two things that are worse than an empty canvas: death and taxes."

"There's a storm heading this way. Even the weather sucks in my dreams. I feel so charmed."

"Prince of Persia: Warrior Within (2004)"

"Prince of Persia (2008)"

"Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones (2005)"

"Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2003)"

"Hector: I guess Domino was right - you don't have a shred of optimism"

"Tim [Schafer] leads more by inspiring than by directing. (Grim Fandango music composer Peter McConnell talking about the leadership style during the development of the game)"

"Meche: Manny, when we get to the other side, will we still be together?"

"Manny: Hmmm... Hector supplies water to keep the flowers alive? Does he see them as a memorial, or as trophies?"

"{Manny shoots at the greenhouse window}"

"Hector: Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?"

"Hector: She loves me, she loves me not..."

"Manny: You have a really bad taste for men."

"Manny: {upon riding the Neon cat sign, also while being attacked by a skull raven not long before} Ayyyyyyyy chihuhahuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Manny: I'm not touching any of these human remains."

"{Manny tries to pick up the boxes at Bowlsley's hideout}"

"Manny: Listen, Bowlsley, I'm not here to hurt you..."

"Hector: Listen to me once and for all, Bowlsley: You are not a florist! You are a manufacturer of weapons!"

"Glottis: LUMBAAAGOOO LEMONAAADE!"

"Manny: (Examining the booby-trapped Bone Wagon) About to be known as the 'Blown Wagon'."

"Domino: I don't believe you Calavera, you're losing a fight so you pick on one of my pets?! Why aren't you more like me Manny? I've been trying to show you how but you don't listen! If you'd just adopt the proper attitude, just look what could happen to you! (is dragged into coral grinder) AAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!"

"Manny: {after closing the vault door} Oh, Raoul... I'm so, so sorry!"

"Manny: {to the Angelitos} I'm the one who's going to take Meche out of here."

"{Manny opens the cage door}"

"Manny: Hey kiddles, check out my BONE SAW!"

"Manny: How do you know where you're going?"

"Manny: Why are you walking instead of taking a ship?"

"Manny: {to Chepito} How long have you been down here?"