"Hey! That's no fair! You can't attack before the bell rings! That's cheating! Come on, Mario! We can't let a bunch of cheaters beat us. Let's take them down!"

"That's the ticket, Mario! Do this thing RIGHT! All you have to do is become champ and you'll get that belt fair and square!"

"Umm... You see that, Mario? The thing on that shiny belt! Is that a Crystal Star? Yeah... Yeah! It's gotta be! That sparkle's a Crystal Star! Umm... But that doesn't make much sense at all. Why would it be on that guy's belt?"

"Wow! This place is so cool! Hey, Mario, look up there! There's a battle match going on right now!"

"Ummm... Yeah, this would be Glitzville, all right... How do they make it float? I mean, it hasn't ever, you know, plunged from the sky or anything, has it? Time to hunt down that Crystal Star, huh, Mario? I know I'm ready!"

"Wow, we did it, Mario! We can go to Glitzville!"

"Umm... What should we do? I mean, I guess we should go tell Don Pianta something. But I... I don't want our luck to turn terrible... Whatever THAT means!"

"Sure! We can do anything! What is it?"

"Um... Excuse me, but, uh... That's not true! The treasure is real! Honest!"

"Whoa, Professor Frankly!"

"Cool! The next Crystal Star showed up on the map! Hey, but... is it me, or is it up in the sky or something? Um... What could that mean?"

"Um... Go for it, Mario! Break out the Crystal Star!"

"Pretty nice, huh, Mario?"

"Uh-oh! Ohhhh, man! Incoming mail!"

"We'll come back and see you again, I'm pretty sure. But... For now, we gotta go."

"D-did he just say... Eek! H-hurry! We have to get the heck out of here!"

"What? Did he just... Hey! What's going on here?"

"Mario, look! Look look look! It's the Crystal Star!"

"Huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa! The... The tree just shook! What was it? An earthquake?"

"Wait... You see those? I'm pretty sure I've seen columns like those before..."

"Boy! This just isn't right. Let's do something before my claustrophobia sets in..."

"Whoa! A pipe appeared! That was kind of...spooky. Oh well, let's keep moving."

"Umm, while we have your attention, can I ask you something? We're looking for this thing called a Crystal Star... Have you heard of it?"

"Man, she sure is cute."

"Aww, AGAIN? Why? How? You're SO lucky, Mario!"

"Oh! Hey! I know you! Y-you're that one girl... I-I never thought I'd see... Wait, uh... Listen. I mean, not that I'm happy to see you, but... I'll shut up now."

"Gee whiz, that must be some nice necklace, huh? ...Hang on... You know what? It's weird... I'm sure I just heard someone talking about a necklace..."

"Not to be a worrywart, but how in the heck can we find somebody's secret entrance?"

"Hey, don't take it so hard... It does look sturdy, though. What do we do now?"

"So, the Boggly Woods, huh? Looks mysterious, all right. What'll we run into next?"

"X-Nauts? What the heck are those? Sounds like tissues... to the extreme or something. Look, we're not here to do ANYTHING to you, so relax. Tell us what's going on, OK?"

"Um... Aren't you one of the creatures from Boggly Woods? Why are you down here?"

"Hey! Mario! You see that? That was one of the things Professor Frankly mentioned!"

"Hey, uh, Mario, look there. The next Crystal Star showed up on the map. But... I'm sorry, but I don't have a clue where that is. Um... I think maybe we should take it to Professor Frankly and let him look at it."

"Um... All right, Mario! Hold up that Crystal Star!"

"Wow... You got mail from a princess. That's so cool! So, anyway, she's unhurt! That's good, at least... But I didn't like the sound of those kidnappers looking for the Crystal Stars as well..."

"That's a new Mailbox SP, isn't it? Wow, neat! Did you get some mail?"

"Something wrong, Mario? You're... um... shaking... Are you feeling all right?"

"I've had enough of this! Let's finish this guy off fast, Mario!"

"That's just not right!"

"I wonder what her story is... I bet it's an interesting one... Full of romance..."

"Oh, my! You're so... bold... Is that legal?"

"Ummm... Hey! What's that supposed to mean?"

"Umm, well, you see... We're here to beat Hooktail and get the... um... Crystal Star. So... don't think we'll let you get the Crystal Star first, no matter how cute you are!"

"H-Hey! Who are you?"

"Man... That was TOO close! Gotta shake it off... Hoo. OK. We got the key, so let's go open that spooky chest."