"Okay hoist the mits! From now on us guys are in charge of this goddamn expedition, and I personally will take care of the clown in the funny underpants."

"We're entering the country of the Molar Men. Who ever they are?"

"Brutish, what the devil do you think you're doing? Is this the sort of impression of civilized beings we want to give Mr. Shame?"

"Barry Mitchell as Ahmed."

"Gaspard Schlatter as Courgette."

"Sixtine Murat as Camille."

"Paulin Jaccound as Simon."

"Michel Vuillermoz as Raymond."

"Paul Ribera as Ahmed."

"Estelle Hennard as Alice."

"Elliot Sanchez as Jujube."

"Lou Wick as Béatrice."

"Brigitte Rosset as Tante Ida."

"Natacha Koutchoumov as Courgette's Mother."

"Monica Budde as Mme Papineau."

"Adrien Barazzone as Mr. Paul."

"Véronique Montel as Rosy."

"Erick Abbate as Courgette."

"Ness Krell as Camille."

"Romy Beckman as Simon."

"Nick Offerman as Raymond."

"Clara Young as Alice."

"Finn Robbins as Jujube."

"Olivia Bucknor as Béatrice."

"Amy Sedaris as Tante Ida."

"Susanne Blakeslee as Courgette's Mother and Mme Papineau."

"Will Forte as Mr. Paul."

"Ellen Page as Rosy."

"Game over, fucking shitface!"

"Melaine Cooper as "Ho", Joanna, and Sally"

"Tim Everett as Leon, Terkel's father, and Priest"

"Johnny Vegas as Uncle Stewart, Terkel's short-tempered, alcoholic and violent uncle"

"Toby Stephens as Justin, Terkel's psychotic new teacher who is the main antagonist of the film"

"Helena Roman as Fiona, Terkel's sister, and Dumpy Doris, an overweight girl in Terkel's class who has a crush on Terkel"

"Adrian Edmondson as Terkel, the main protagonist of the film"

"Olivia Colman as Sheila, Terkel's mum who is a chain smoker"

"Ben Bishop as Jason, Terkel's best friend, Osprey, and Nigel & Saki, the two merciless "bully-boys" at Terkel's school"

"Bill Bailey as Barry Cremone, the narrator of the film and music teacher of Terkel's school"

"Kim Matthesen as Sheila Johanna and fiona"

"Anders Matthesen as Terkel, Barry, Jason, Nigel, Saki, Johanna, Uncle Stewart, Leon, Justin, Osprey"

"Sigge: When I was looking through my uncle's music lexicon I stumbled upon a certain word I had never heard before "funky" what does it mean?"

"Caretaker: [after Doris has jumped out of a fourth story window] Thank god that fat cow didn't land on anyone!"

"Saki: Ey Sten, why are your sheets wet?"

"Leon: [only word he says] No."

"It's a joke. You can take it."

"Surprise motherfucker!"

"[about Gunnar, the new teacher] He was more than a little fucked up, wasn't he?"

"Are you lame or something? I don't have the fucking energy to explain it. You never know when you need a good windpipe!"