"[irked at the police chasing him, speaking to camera] Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are chasing me because I just took this car. Obviously the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style. It belongs to Dick, Dick Hotchkiss, the California state senator. You remember Dick, he's the one who tried to ban rap music because he says the lyrics promote violence. It's music, Dick! He's also the guy who wants to pull every video game off every shelf in the country, because he believes that the video games diminish the intelligence of our youth. Come on, Dick. It's the only education we got. Dick, you're a bad man. And you know what we do with bad men, we punish them. Dick, you've just entered The Xander Zone. Okay, I’m coming in hot with a side of bacon. [drives off a bridge, jumps out of the car and parachutes to the ground as the car explodes] Moral is, DON'T BE A DICK, DICK!"

"Marton Csokas - Yorgi"

"Asia Argento - Yelena"

"Petr Jákl - Kolya"

"Michael Roof - Agent Toby Lee Shavers"

"Angus Barnett - Mullroy"

"Giles New - Murtogg"

"Damian O'Hare - Lt. Gillette"

"Mackenzie Crook - Ragetti"

"A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"

"Lee Arenberg - Pintel"

"Jonathan Pryce - Governor Weatherby Swann"

"Jack Davenport - James Norrington"

"Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann"

"Orlando Bloom - William 'Will' Turner"

"Geoffrey Rush - Captain Hector Barbossa"

"Johnny Depp - Captain Jack Sparrow"

"The pirates are coming.Source 1 with text Source 2 with word"

"The curse is unleashed. Now, Jack Sparrow and Will Turner must find a way to stop it. Get ready for the greatest adventure under the sun.Source with word"

"[after a cannonball from the Interceptor hits the Black Pearl] STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!"

"Gentlemen, my lady, you'll always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"[to Elizabeth] Look! The moonlight shows us for what we really are! We are not among the living, and so we cannot die. But neither are we dead! For too long, I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starvin' to death and haven't died. I feel nothin'. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. [steps out into the moonlight, revealing his skeletal form] You best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one!"

"You're off the edge of the map, mate! Here, there be monsters!"

"[after Jack assumes Barbossa was talking to him] Oh, not you! We named the monkey Jack! [Monkey Jack gives Human Jack a devilish smile]"

"There's a nice little 90-minute B movie trapped inside the 143 minutes of "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl," a movie that charms the audience and then outstays its welcome."

"Prepare to be blown out of the water."

"Over 3000 Islands of Paradise—For Some it's A Blessing—For Others... It's A Curse."