Abc Sitcoms

"Dixie Carter & Mary Ann Mobley as Maggie McKinney Drummond (1984–1986)"

"Danny Cooksey as Sam McKinney (1984–1986)"

"Jason Hervey as Charlie (1985–1986 recurring)"

"Sophia (Phillip's elder sister)"

"Lydia (Phillip's 1st wife & Kimberly's mother, deceased)"

"Maggie McKinney (Phillip's 2nd wife & Sam's mother)"

"Kimberly (Phillip's daughter with Lydia)"

"Willis Jackson (adopted son)"

"Arnold Jackson (adopted son)"

"Sam McKinney (stepson; father is Maggie's ex-husband Wes)"

"John Ritter as Jack Tripper (Seasons 1–8)"

"Gino Conforti as Felipe Gómez (Seasons 6–7)"

"Jordan Charney as Frank Angelino (Seasons 6–7)"

"Anne Schedeen as Linda (Seasons 2–3)"

"Peter Mark Richman as Rev. Luther Snow (Seasons 3–4)"

"William Pierson as Dean Travers (Seasons 1–6)"

"Brad Blaisdell as Mike (Seasons 5–8)"

"Paul Ainsley as Jim (Seasons 1–5)"

"Ann Wedgeworth as Lana Shields (Season 4)"

"Don Knotts as Ralph Furley (Seasons 4–8)"

"Audra Lindley as Helen Roper (Seasons 1–3)"

"Norman Fell as Stanley Roper (Seasons 1–3)"

"Richard Kline as Larry Dallas (Seasons 2–8)"

"Priscilla Barnes as Terri Alden (Seasons 6–8)"

"Jenilee Harrison as Cindy Snow (Seasons 5–6)"

"Suzanne Sommers as Chrissy Snow (Seasons 1–5)"

"Joyce DeWitt as Janet Wood (Seasons 1–8)"

"Dick York - Darrin Stephens (1964-1969)"

"Erin Murphy - Tabitha Stephens"

"David White - Larry Tate"

"Agnes Moorehead - Endora"

"Dick Sargent - Darrin Stephens (1969-1972)"

"Elizabeth Montgomery - Samantha Stephens"

"(to Michael) "Until you get this mouse out of the house, you ain't getting any panties from this fanny!""

"Nurse: "Did something die in here?""

"Grandma Kyle: "I'm going to outlive you if it kills me!""

"Let's drink some of that colored water, saturated with high-fructose corn syrup, get a huge sugar rush going, and then watch hours of insipid animated marsupials sing and dance their way through a jungle festooned with product placement featuring candy-laced cereals that will no doubt destroy my pancreas before I'm 12 and leave me twitching in a diabetic coma."

"I don't care about no chocolate, anyway. It gives me the runs."

"'Summer Breeze'? That sounds like a feminine hygiene commercial."

"(to a man at the gas station) "Hey, Shrek! You think you can move any time this century?!""

"Kissing can lead to touching, and touching can lead to grandchildren."

"Boy, you've got your butt in my ear!"

"Did you see the way those women looked at me? I felt like a hamburger in Somalia."

"This [pie] is all you're going to eat until I find out who did it [ate his pie]."

"How am I supposed to believe that my pie got up and ate itself?"

"You know I can't work a VCR."

"And he [Christopher Columbus] thought the world was round. What an idiot!"

"I may have put the '-oron' in 'moron', but I didn't put the '-upid' in 'dumb'!"

"Shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake! Shake your milkshake!"

"Why do they call it a 'coffin' when you can't cough?"