"Mr. Clever: No, please, Mr. Sneeze, you musn't sneeze now. Not when Mr. Tickle is about to complete the tallest house of cards ever built in Misterland."

"Mr. Sneeze: Ahh. It's all right, Mr. Clever. I'm not going to sneeze after all."

"Mr. Sneeze: I wonder why I'm not sneezing?"

"Wizard: You're not sneezing because you haven't got a cold."

"Boompaly Boomp!"

"Mr. Bump: I owe you might life, Mr. Grumble. (spits out water while Mr. Grumble hits him on the back)"

"Mr. Grumble: You owed me a pair of roller skates. Thanks to you, mine are at the bottom of the sea."

"Mr. Bump: Well, I'll buy you a new pair and we'll go skating together. I feel much so safer with you."

"Mr. Grumble: Huh! That's all I need!"

"You never learn!"

"This is what I'm talking about!"

"Mr. Parrot: Good morning, Mr. Messy. Good morning, Mr. Messy."

"Mr. Messy: Hello, Mr. Parrot. Would you like a sweet?"

"Mr. Fussy: He doesn't like sweets."

"Good tidings!"

"Great McGullicuty!"

"They didn't hear me. Didn't even know I'm here."

"I can't hear you!"

"Come on down to Mr. Noisy's Shoe-A-Torium, the only store where you're guaranteed to find a noisy shoe that's right for you!"

"This is way too much work."

"This is exhausting."

"Mr. Funny: Hello there. Morning, Miss Trouble."

"Little Miss Trouble: Morning, Mr. Funny."

"Mr. Funny: (laughing) That's a very funny shade of blue you've gone."

"Little Miss Trouble: I've had enough of this!"

"Honk! Honk!"

"Little Miss Tiny: Thanks for the ride, Mr. Funny."

"Mr. Funny: My pleasure, Miss Tiny. Say hello to Santa Claus for me. Have a good trip! (trips over a pebble) Oh, ha! Have a good trip! Ha, ha, ha! I like that. That's very funny. Have a good trip!"

"How Revolting!"

"Mr. Messy!"

"Sweet Henrietta! (US)"

"Sweet Apple Strudel! (UK)"

"This is the worst (insert noun here) I've ever seen!"

"(Cries in agnoy) The indignity..... (Jobs episode)"

"Hello! Goodbye!"

"Peek-a-boo! It's me!"

"Oh, Mr. Moon, please don't go away!"

"Narrator: Mr. Impossible spent all day at the school. He showed the teacher how he could read a book upside down."

"Children: But that's impossible!"

"Mr. Impossible: Yes, sir!"

"Narrator: Said Mr. Impossible."

"Good thing I just came along!"

"Aw, pickles!"

"I'm fed up with all these happy idiots!"

"Crooked Cucumbers!"

"Not so loud!"

"If I get home, I'll send another note in a bottle."

"Hello, down there!"