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April 10, 2026
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"Bud Abbott — Peter Johnson"
"A Show That Chases the Blues From Start to Finish!"
"Were You Ever In a Harem? WOW!"
"Lou Costello — Harvey Garvey"
"A NEW ALTITUDE RECORD...in high Hilarity!"
"Those Big Guns O' Fun Are Up-Roaring In The Skies"
"Music! Maidens! Merriment!"
"Thurston Hall — Mr. Van Cleve"
"Nella Walker — Mrs. Van Cleve"
"Milton Parsons — Bus Driver"
"Harry Hayden — Jenkins"
"Murray Leonard — Marlow"
"William B. Davidson — Parker"
"As co-pilots they're co-riots...and you'll roar as they soar in a record-wrecking flight to NEW sky-heights of hilarity!"
"George Dolenz — Count Alexis"
"Pokomoko! Slowly I turn, step by step..."
"Marilyn Maxwell — Hazel Moon"
"AMERICA'S FAVORITE COMICS with a bombload of belly-laughs!"
"Steven Geray — Baron Sergei"
"Kirby Grant — Peter"
"Margaret Irving — Mrs. Winthrop"
"Russell Hicks — Bannister"
"William B. Davidson — Moose Matson"
"Marion Hutton — Elsie"
"Anne Gillis — Gloria"
"Lady, he ain't dead, he's hiding!"
"Bud Abbott — Eddie Harrington"
"Arthur Treacher — Pipps"
"Shemp Howard — Soda Jerk"
"Ted Lewis and his Orchestra — Themselves"
"Lou Costello — Albert Mansfield"
"Bud Abbott — Flash Fulton"
"Lou Costello — Weejie McCoy"
"Marc Lawrence — Charlie Smith"
"The Laughs Fall Thick as Snowflakes, as Abbott and Costello Go From Chasing Girls to Chasing Gangsters at a Gay Winter Resort!"
"Ginny Simms — Marcia Manning"
"The Andrews Sisters — Themselves"
"As Co-Pilots... They're Co-Riots! They've got the whole Army Air Corps in a sky-high uproar... and sweeping the nation in fun-formation!"
"Patric Knowles — Dr. Bill Elliot"
"Thomas Gomez — Drexel"
"Mischa Auer — Gregory"
"IT'S THE Daffiest, Happiest SLEIGH RIDE YOU'VE EVER BEEN TAKEN ON!"
"John Conte — Prince Ramo"
"A WHIRLAWAY OF FUN! HA-HA HEE-HEE HO-HO HA-HA HEE-HEE HO-HO"
"The Horse-Laughs Are Running Wild!"
"THEY'LL GIVE YOU THE "HOARSE" LAUGH...when I give THEM the laugh-laugh! A Fun-Hit You Can Place Your Money On to Win!"
"Bud Abbott — Grover Mockridge"
"Elaine Morey — Amo"
"Those Super-Sleuths Go Saddle-Silly...IN A HORSEY AND BUGGY DAZE! Their NEWEST and FUNNIEST Joy-Ride!"
"Lou Costello — Wilbur Hoolihan"