The Hateful Eight

"Got room for one more?"

"When the handbill says "dead or alive", the rest of us just shoot you in the back from up on top a perch somewhere and bring you in dead over a saddle. But when John Ruth the Hangman catches you, you don't die from no bullet in the back. When the Hangman catches you... [winks] You hang!"

"Move a little strange, a little sudden, you're gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question... A bullet!"

"Let's slow it down. Let's slow it waaaay down..."

"My theory is you're working with the man who poisoned the coffee. And both of you murdered Minnie and Sweet Dave, and anybody else might'a picked this bad-luck day to visit Minnie's Haberdashery this morning. And your intention was, at some point, to bushwhack John Ruth and free Daisy. But you didn't count the blizzard, and you didn't count the two of us. That's as far as I got. How am I doin'?"

"That's Marco the Mexican? [laughs] Shit. Now that I blowed his face off, Marco ain't worth a peso!"

"[slow motion] You gon' make a deal with this diabolical bitch?"

"Now Daisy, I want us to work out a signal system of communication. When I elbow you real hard in the face, that means "shut up"!"

"Slow like molasses."

"Jesus Christ, that's awful! What did that Mexican fellow do, soak his old socks in the pot?"

"You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang..."

"[to Daisy, just before smashing her guitar] Music time's over!"

"[last words] Mannix! The coffee..."

"What do I gotta say? About John Ruth's ravings? He's absolutely right. Me and one of them fellas is in cahoots. We're just waitin' for everybody to go to sleep. That when we're gonna kill y'all."

"Good one, Warren! Talk that sass, nigger, talk that sass!"

"When you get to hell, John, tell them Daisy sent you..."

"Oh. I get it. "Haberdashery." That was a joke, right?"

"Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty!"

"WHOO HAW! Now we're talkin'!"

"As my first and final act as the Sheriff of Red Rock, I sentence you, Domergue, to hang by the neck until dead!"

"Here's the problem, Daisy. In order for me to be scared of your threats, I have to believe in those fifteen extra gang members, waiting it out in Red Rock! And boy, oh boy, I sure don't. [Warren chuckles] What I believe, is that Joe Gage or Grouch Douglass or whatever the FUCK his name was--poisoned the coffee. And you watched him do it. And you watched me pour a cup and you didn't say shit! And, I believe you are what you have always been, a lyin' bitch, who will do anything to cheat the rope waiting for her in Red Rock, including shittin' out FIFTEEN extra gang members, whenever you need be. And ... I believe, that when it comes to what's left of the Jody DO-min-gre gang ... I'm lookin' at 'em. Right here, right now, deeeeeeeeeeead on this motherfuckin' floor!"

"The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a dispassionate man. And that dispassion is the very essence of justice. For justice delivered without dispassion is always in danger of not being justice."

"Precautions must be taken because life is too sweet to lose!"

"Gentlemen, Gentlemen, I know Americans aren't apt to let a little thing like an unconditional surrender get in the way of a good war. But I strongly suggest we don't re-stage The Battle of Baton Rouge during a blizzard in Minnie's Haberdashery..."

"You know... looks can be deceiving. Because I definitely am the ... coming-home-for-Christmas-to-spend-time-with-mother ... type."

"A bastard's work is never done."

"I don't know that nigger. But I know he's a nigger. And that's all I need to know."

"I just met these people, I don't give a damn about them! Or you, or your sister. Or any other son of a bitch in Wyoming for that matter."

"Major Marquiss Warren: That's the thing about war, Mannix. People die."

"Eight strangers. One deadly connection."

"No One Comes Up Here Without a Damn Good Reason"

"The 8th film by Quentin Tarantino"

"The bounty hunter. The Hangman. The Confederate. The Sheriff. The Mexican. The little man. The cow puncher. The prisoner."

"No one to trust. Everyone to hate."

"Spend the holidays with someone you hate"

"Samuel L. Jackson - Major Marquis Warren a.k.a. "The Bounty Hunter""

"Kurt Russell - John Ruth a.k.a. "The Hangman""

"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Daisy Domergue a.k.a. "The Prisoner""

"Walton Goggins - Sheriff Chris Mannix a.k.a."The Sheriff""

"Demián Bichir - Bob (Marco the Mexican) a.k.a. "The Mexican""

"Tim Roth - Oswaldo Mobray (English Pete Hicox) a.k.a. "The Little Man""

"Michael Madsen - Joe Gage (Grouch Douglass) a.k.a. "The Cow Puncher""

"Bruce Dern - General Sanford "Sandy" Smithers a.k.a. "The Confederate""

"James Parks - O.B. Jackson"

"Channing Tatum - Jody Domergue"

"Dana Gourrier - Minnie Mink"

"Zoë Bell - Six-Horse Judy"

"Lee Horsley - Ed"

"Gene Jones - Sweet Dave"