Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

"You are the badass."

"I'm into you too, Spencer."

"Venom's my weakness."

"[Dr. Smolder Bravestone: What if we didn't go back? I just– I like being like this with you.] Then let's be like this, every day. Just come home."

"Hey! Person walking!"

"Are you gonna help. Or are you too pretty?"

"Guess I'm Ruby Roundhouse."

"[Franklin "Moose" Finbar: Who's this? Who's Alan Parrish?] He's the guy who built this place. [Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Wait, you mean other people have been stuck here, too?] Yeah, I mean, This is Alan Parrish's house, I'm just living in it."

"Seaplane McDonough reporting for duty. Let's go, people."

"I'm so stoked you guys are here."

"Maybe we should take the school bus."

"You gotta connect the flight control rod to the swashplate under the rotors!"

"Guys, I've been trying to cross this canyon for, like, 20 years. Do you realize how huge this is? [Gets bitten in the neck by mosquito] Mosquito– [Collapses]"

"You know, I just keep thinking about my poor parents– what they must have been through. Why? Because I was sitting in my hideout, too afraid to finish the game?"

"Does "phone" mean something different in the future?"

"Who plays board games anymore?"

"Hello, doctor. Been a long time. I believe you have something that belong to me."

"Welcome to Jumanji, Nigel Billingsley at your service."

"The goal for you. I'll recite in verse. Return the jewel and lift the curse. If you wish to leave the game, you must save Jumanji and call out its name."

"Dwayne Johnson as Dr. Smolder Bravestone"

"Jack Black as Professor Shelly Oberon"

"Kevin Hart as Franklin "Moose" Finbar"

"Karen Gillan as Ruby Roundhouse"

"Nick Jonas as Jefferson "Seaplane" McDonough"

"Bobby Cannavale as Russel Van Pelt"

"Rhys Darby as Nigel Billingsley"

"Hey, guys, this does not look like a piece of a map."

"I want Alex to come home, too."

"Maybe we're all in a coma."

"NO! I'm an overweight middle aged man."

"What do you mean, there's nothing there? It's a map, just like he said. It's a map of Jumanji."

"Oh, so you can't see this, but I can?"

"The fact that I'm not Instagraming this right now is insane."

"Wait a second, where's my phone?"

"Guys, I think it's a staring contest."

"Now flirt like our lives depend on it, 'cause they do."

"Remember, you're the missing piece."

"Does anyone know how to do CPR?"

"That sucks."

"I'm too pretty."

"I'll be Shelly Oberon, the curvy genius."

"Go get that girl, Dr. Bravestone."

"That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons. HOW DO I KNOW THIS?!"

"BLACK MAMBA!!! That's a black mamba! A quarter milligram of its venom is enough to kill an adult. You'll feel a tingling in your mouth and extremities, followed by a fever, foaming at the mouth, and ataxia, which means loss of muscle control. HOW DO I KNOW THAT?!"

"Yes. Cake is my weakness."

"YOU JUST PUSHED ME OUT THE HELICOPTER, JACKASS!"

"I should kick the shit out you, right now. [Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I like to see you try.]"

"Don't let this new body get your butt whooped."

"Don't call me a dumbass."

"Oh, no. You got allergies, Spencer? Huh? I DON'T HAVE THE TOP TWO FEET OF MY BODY!"