The Great Race

"[covered in feathers after crashing during a stunt] I'd like to see the Great Leslie try THAT one!""

"[after crash landing into a mud puddle in the farm during a stunt] Well, there's another one, Leslie can try on for size."

"Push the button, Max! [on numerous occasions.]"

"[to Maggie, after Maggie accidentally destroy his garage while confronting the dogs] A pox on you!"

"[the men of the Sheriff of Boracho wearing indian hats are approaching them from behind believing they are going to attack him] Smokescreen Max! Give them the smokescreen! No, you idiot! The smokescreen! Push the button, Max!"

"Thieves, brigands and cut-throats of all nations may hound us... but we are ready for them... we shall blast them into Kingdom Come."

"[to Leslie, after Leslie allows him to win the race due to him proving his love for Maggie Dubois rather than beating him] I hate you! You, I hate! You, whose clothes are always white, and whose hair is always combed, and whose car is always clean! I refuse to accept! I challenge you to another race!"

"Fate:Push the button, Max!"

"[after getting a pie in the face] Ulp? Brandy? Hah-hah, throw more brandy! Throw brandy! More Brandy! [gets a second pie in the face] Rum! I never mix my pies. I want to play, too."

"[after throwing a pie at General Kuhster] You! You're the cause of it all! It was your idea!"

"[throwing flour at General Kuhster] I don't care! I don't care! You're banished! I'm getting an new tucker-inner. Banished, banished, banished!"

"[to Maggie DuBois] You talk a good fight, but when it comes down to it, you're as emancipated as a confirmed spinster in a knitting bee."

"I speak, read, and write French... Russian... and Arabic."

"You mean amazing because I'm a woman."

"Women have to emancipate themselves in order to emancipate men. So they can emancipate each other where it counts the most."

"THE GREAT LAUGH SHOW OF ALL TIME!"

"The movie with 20,000-mile or one-million-laughs guarantee!"

"Jack Lemmon - Professor Fate/Crown Prince Frederick Hapnick"

"Tony Curtis - Leslie 'The Great Leslie' Gallant III"

"Natalie Wood - Maggie DuBois"

"Peter Falk - Maximillian 'Max' Meen"

"Dorothy Provine - Lilly Olay"

"Larry Storch - Texas Jack"

"Ross Martin - Baron Von Stuppe"

"George Macready - General Kuhster"