The African Queen

"Things are never so bad they can't be made worse."

"Ooooh! Coward yourself! You ain't no lady. No, Miss. That's what my poor old Mother would say to you, if my poor old Mother was to hear you. Whose boat is this, anyway? I asked you on board 'cause I was sorry for you on account of your losing your brother and all. What you get for feeling sorry for people! Well, I ain't sorry no more, you crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid!"

"Pinch me, Rosie. Here we are, going down the river like Anthony and Cleopatra on that barge! I'll never forget the way you looked going over the falls - head up, chin out, hair blowing in the wind - the living picture of a hero-eyne!"

"What a time we've had, Rosie. What a time. We'll never lack for stories to tell our grandchildren, will we?"

"[to Charlie, after realizing she is in love with him] Dear. What is your first name?"

"[to Charlie] You're the bravest man that ever lived."

"By the authority vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution."

"Humphrey Bogart - Charlie Allnut"

"Katharine Hepburn - Rose Sayer"

"Robert Morley - Rev. Samuel Sayer"

"Peter Bull - German captain of the Louisa"

"Theodore Bikel - First Officer"