First Quote Added
abril 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"I feel comfortable in my thong!"
"If you want big rewards, you gotta take big risks."
"Everything you do, on the field and off the field, affects your wallet. It's a shame to be hitting 190 on the field because you're hitting 700 in some gin mill. It's a shame to see your dreams and your bank accounts go up in smoke. Any more garbage from you guys and you'll be warming the sticky vinyl of a bus seat back to mommy! I don't care who you are. Now get outta here."
"Why stop with the press box? Huh? If you're gonna start fires, why don't you burn down Main Street?! Hah! You know, the league commissioner wanted to call this game off. I had to convince her that to penalize the rest of the team for the stupidity of a couple of knuckleheads would be unfair. But Robin and Van Leemer? They're ghosts. Ghosts!! I packed those idiots on the bus this morning; which means that we finish the regular season and we go into the playoffs without our number one pitcher and our starting shortstop! Look at me when I'm talking to you, dammit!! Tomorrow at 4 PM. Dunne! You've got the freshest arm. You get to start tomorrow. Now get the hell out of my sight, all of you; I'm sick and tired of looking at you. Move!!"
"Wood bats suck! Why do you think God invented aluminum?"
"Hey Ryan, Miles here thinks you have a nice pooper."
"So you mow her lawn, and now you're trying to mow her lawn?"
"Miles Dalrymple: Excuse me, I am tired of living a lie. I need it to be known that I like a big girl. In fact, a large, zaftig, voluptuous, full-figured, big-boned, massive-assive honey, that is what gets me going. I like fat women and they like me... big girls need love too, baby!"
"Are you game?"
"Baseball's a sport. Love's the game for Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Jessica Biel."
"Freddie Prinze Jr. - Ryan Dunne"
"Jessica Biel - Tenley Parrish"
"Fred Ward - Sean Dunne"
"Matthew Lillard - Billy Brubaker"
"Jason Gedrick - Mike Dunne"
"Brittany Murphy - Dede Mulligan"
"Brian Dennehy - Coach John Schiffner"
"Gabriel Mann - Auggie Mulligan"
"Bruce Davison - Rand Parrish"
"John C. McGinley - Hugh Alexander"
"Marc Blucas - Miles Dalrymple"
"Wilmer Valderrama - Mickey Dominguez"
"Corey Pearson - Eric Van Leemer"
"Christian Kane - Dale Robin"
"Zena Grey - Katie Parrish"
"Traci Dinwiddie - Lauren"
"Susan Gardner - Marjorie"
"Beverly D'Angelo - Lusty House Mother"