Southland Tales

"Michele Durrett - Starla Von Luft"

"Sarah Michelle Gellar - Krysta Now aka Krysta Lynn Kapowski"

"Mandy Moore - Madeline Frost Santaros"

"Justin Timberlake - Pilot Abilene"

"Nora Dunn - Cyndi Pinziki"

"John Larroquette - Vaughn Smallhouse"

"Jon Lovitz - Bart Bookman"

"Miranda Richardson - Nana Mae Frost"

"Wallace Shawn - Baron Von Westphalen"

"Kevin Smith - Simon Theory"

"Bai Ling - Serpentine"

"Holmes Osborne - Senator Bobby Frost"

"Cheri Oteri - Zora Carmichaels"

"Amy Poehler - Dream/Veronica Mung"

"Lou Taylor Pucci - Martin Kefauver"

"Janeane Garofalo - General Teena MacArthur"

"Christopher Lambert - Walter Mung"

"Zelda Rubinstein - Katarina Kuntzler"

"Will Sasso - Fortunio Balducci"

"Curtis Armstrong - Dr. Soberin Exx"

"Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!"

"Zora Carmichaels: You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio."

"Zora Carmichaels: Let's dry our tears and face our fears."

"Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval."

"Veronica Mung: Just 'cause it's loud doesn't mean it's funny!"

"Serpentine: Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined."

"Senator Bobby Frost: Did I just see two cars porking each other?"

"Senator Bobby Frost: "Teen horniness is not a crime"? I never said it was..."

"Dr. Inga Von Westphalen: Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear."

"Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse."

"Have A Nice Apocalypse"

"This is the way the world ends."

"The future is just like you imagined."

"Warning: you are entering a domain of chaos."

"The Internet is the Future. The Future is Just Like You Imagined."

"Dwayne Johnson - Boxer Santaros"

"Seann William Scott - Roland Taverner/Ronald Taverner"

"Three days. Three final days. It all ends tonight."

"I'm a pimp... and pimps don't commit suicide."

"The fourth dimension will collapse upon itself... you stupid bitch."

"Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted."

"[to Boxer] I love you, Jericho Cane."

"Join us for an in-depth discussion of the penetrating issues facing society today. Issues like abortion, terrorism, crime, poverty, social reform, quantum teleportation, teen horniness and war."

"You know what, I like to get fucked, I like to get fucked hard. Okay, but you have to draw the line somewhere. I mean, violence is a big problem in our society today and I will not support it. That is the primary reason why I won't do anal."

"We're a bisexual nation living in denial. All because of a bunch of nerds. A bunch of nerds who got off a boat in the 15th century and decided that sex was something to be ashamed of. All the Pilgrims did was ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom."

"This is the way the World ends. This is the way the World ends. This is the way the World ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang."

"Proposition 69. To Krysta that number had one meaning, and one meaning only. To everyone else it was a proposition on the ballot to restrict the powers of the oppressive institution known as USIDent."

"Darkness fell upon the city. Neo-Marxist cells began to converge upon downtown."

"Revelation 21: And God wiped away the tears from his eyes, so the new Messiah could see out to the new Jerusalem. His name was Officer Roland Taverner, of Hermosa Beach, California. My best friend. He is a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide."

"Nothing an eight ball, a porn star and a tattoo parlor can't handle."