"Serpentine: Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined."

"Dr. Inga Von Westphalen: Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear."

"Zora Carmichaels: Let's dry our tears and face our fears."

"Veronica Mung: Just 'cause it's loud doesn't mean it's funny!"

"Senator Bobby Frost: Did I just see two cars porking each other?"

"Senator Bobby Frost: "Teen horniness is not a crime"? I never said it was..."

"Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!"

"Zora Carmichaels: You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio."

"Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without femini…"

"Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse."