Ron English

"Jesus never walked on water, but he was always on thin ice."

"What you believe is without a clue. What I believe is always true."

"There is no outfit that can make me fit in."

"The rules always seem to be in the service of someone else."

"Being a big fish in a small pond is great until you have to poop."

"We are the offspring of extinct imagination."

"Dreaming is easy; I can do it in my sleep."

"Tomorrow’s the future’s yesterday"

"A man with a bomb has never to beg."

"Everyone matters more than you except to yourself."

"Her beauty is best experienced in the dark."

"He who has not sinned lacks a stone."

"Dodge the draft or dodge the bullets."

"Happiness isn’t having something for yourself but wanting it for everyone."

"Good things come to those with bait."

"Don't let your actions betray your intentions."

"Doing is thinking in the third dimension."

"A full house beats one of a kind."

"A gun in the hand is worth a corpse in the Promised Land."

"Death would be better if it weren’t forever."

"The irreplaceable get stuck where they are."

"Most aliens are expressionists."

"It’s better to be happy than in pursuit of it."

"I believe my best guesses."

"A skeleton in the closet saves on a grave."

"Animals are never naked."

"An army of one answers to none."

"If someone’s face lacks a smile, offer them yours."

"I’m in love with your pretense like you’re in love with mine."

"If it’s good enough for the cosmos, it’s good enough for humankind."

"Anything worth doing can be done by someone else."

"Sometimes you have to do something dangerous to get death's attention."

"Increasing your odds gets you closer to your goal."

"In heaven you get the hang-over before the intoxication."

"I only speak to drown out my thoughts."

"Life is fair. Everyone gets more than they deserve."

"I would talk to myself but I’m not a good listener."

"The few think for the many."

"I was reincarnated as my former self."

"I have an undeveloped photographic memory."

"I could kill two birds if I wasn't so stoned."

"It’s better to get the last laugh than the joke."

"It’s easier to solve problems if you don’t have to live with the solutions."

"In a land of plenty it is better to consume than create."

"In fraud we trust."

"Mad to the marrow."

"If you want to get hit by a car, stand in the road."

"If you got everything you wanted there would be nothing left for anyone else."

"If God had meant man to fly he would have gone a little easier on the gravity."

"I hope my journey to death lasts at least ninety years."