Portal 2

"The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful deadly poison."

"Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."

"Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans."

"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."

"At some point in their lives, one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch."

"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."

"Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis."

"Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long."

"The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."