Instant Family

"[seeing Lita coated in ketchup and holding a SpongeBob SquarePants knife] That wasn't in the classes. I've got nothing for that."

"[after beating the adult janitor Jacob] Hey, you ever touch, text, or think about our daughter ever again, and you're a dead man."

"This isn't even a real Barbie. You've got a real Barbie at home that Santa gave you a few weeks ago."

"Mark Wahlberg – Pete Wagner"

"Rose Byrne – Ellie Wagner"

"Isabela Merced – Lizzy Wagner"

"Gustavo Escobar – Juan Wagner"

"Julianna Gamiz – Lita Wagner"

"Margo Martindale – Grandma Sandy"

"Octavia Spencer – Karen"

"Tig Notaro – Sharon"

"Julie Hagerty – Jan"