Help! (film)

"[At the man standing on his head] Is it nasty this ring?"

"I like operations. They give you a sense of outlook, don't they?"

"Get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religion!"

"They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion than ours...I think."

"(regarding a broken ladder) All the rungs have been neatly sawed in the middle!"

"[on the phone] Hello, this is the famous Ringo."

"[After seeing a smoking curling stone] Hey, it's a thingy! A fiendish thingy!"

"Doesn't the Eastern flavour come rather expensive?"

"Jeweller, you've failed!"

"Scientist! You've failed Scientist!"

"[Watching a man standing on his head] Doesn't the blood rush to your head, sir?"

"Now see what you've done with your filthy Eastern ways!"

"My skin's soaked right through to the skin!"

"Ew, I'm all sticky! You're all red."

"[Watching a belly dancer] Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?"