"[At the man standing on his head] Is it nasty this ring?"

"I like operations. They give you a sense of outlook, don't they?"

"Get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religion!"

"They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion than ours...I think."

"(regarding a broken ladder) All the rungs have been neatly sawed in the middle!"

"[on the phone] Hello, this is the famous Ringo."

"[After seeing a smoking curling stone] Hey, it's a thingy! A fiendish thingy!"

"Jeweller, you've failed!"

"Scientist! You've failed Scientist!"

"[Watching a man standing on his head] Doesn't the blood rush to your head, sir?"