Hellboy (film)

"[While weightlifting] I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right."

"[To Sammael] Listen, Sammy, I'm not a very good shot, but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets. So what do you say we work this out in a nice, peaceful–? [Sammael runs off] Oh, crap."

"Waiting for me, chunk-face?"

"[Breaking Sammael's lower jaw] OPEN WIDE!"

"I'm fireproof. You're not."

"Didn't I kill you already? You goddamned monster!"

"[Grabs Sammael by the tongue] Second date, no tongues!"

"You missed!"

"How big can it be?"

"Damn! Would you please be a little more careful?"

"[About Liz's new nickname] "Sparky"? Who came up with that? Myers?"

"Gonna be sore in the morning."

"[While beating Sammael with a payphone he had ripped off a wall] It's for you! You shouldn't– hurt– people!"

"[To the train conductor, who is beating him in the head with a fire extinguisher to try and knock him off the train] Hey! I'm on your side! [Train Conductor: Sure.] [The train conductor hit Hellboy in the head with a fire extinguisher, knocking him off the train]"

"[Watching Meyers and Liz] No cream and milk, moron. She takes it black. Told ya! Wait, she took his picture! DAMN!"

"It's not– It's not what you think. Plus, you're nine. You're too young to be giving me advice."

"Hey, Myers, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"?"

"[To Kroenen] You killed my father! Your ass is mine!"

"[Grigori Rasputin: What have you done?] [Stabs Rasputin in the stomach with one of his horns] I chose."

"[Liz Sherman: In the dark, I heard your voice, what did you say?] I said, "Hey, you on the other side – let her go. Because for her, I will cross over, and then you'll be sorry.""

"Hellboy– He's real!"

"Are you gonna be okay? Alone?"

"Remember who you are! [Throws Hellboy the rosary]"

"[Closing narration] What makes a man a man? A friend of mine once wondered. Is it his origins? The way he comes to life? I don't think so. It's the choices he makes. Not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them."

"I'm learning to control it. I'm learning where it comes from. For the first time in my life, I'm not afraid."

"I don't like the term firestarter. I just don't."

"[To John as she ignites her powers] You should be running."

"What is it that makes a man a man? Is it his origins – the way things start? Or is it something else, something harder to describe?"

"The Nazis were desperate. Combining science and black magic, they intended to upset the balance of the war."

"Abe possesses a unique frontal lobe. Unique – that is a word you'll hear frequently around here."

"As you entered the lobby there was an inscription: "In the absence of light, darkness prevails." (In Absentia Luci, Tenebrae Vincunt). There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers. Make no mistake about that. And we are the ones who bump back."

"[Narrating] There we were, an unready father for an unwanted child. The boys gave him a name that very night. In retrospect, perhaps not the most fortunate. But nevertheless, a name we all came to use. We called him Hellboy."

"[Last words] I know what to call him. Nothing you can do or say can change that. I call him "son". [Puts his rosary on the book] I'm ready. [Grigori Rasputin: [Puts his hand on Broom's shoulder] It'll be quick.] [Rasputin walks away. Kroenen points his arm blade at the back of Broom's neck and stabs it. Broom collapses to the floor dead]"

"[About his Rubik's cube] Listen, I'm not much of a problem solver. Three decades– and I've only completed two sides."

"[Last words, in Russian] I was better off dead!"