Fictional last words in internet series

"Now you'll have to live knowing my death was on your hands."

"Phelous, I sent you to my nightmare, Incubus. What did you think of it?"

"Oh screw this."

"Sylbie. My name is Sylbie now."

"That was... uh... the best penetration you did... because you suck at sex..."

"I am the Queen of the Sea, you oversized, helmet wearing turd, and I answer to no one."

"Like a record baby, right round...round...round..."

"If you help me, I can help you. Tell you all the secrets your father never did, like how you can breathe under water."

"I don't care. Just... never... put... the helmet on. This... is... CNN..."

"Dammit Joe! I told you how much that hurts!"

"Did you really expect me to do a s—"

"Hold on. Who is it?"

"Alright man. Jesus. I'm sure there's more around here somewhere."

"Jesus of fucking Christland, I failed you."

"Enema! Noooo! I mean, we actually hated him so I'm not really heartbroken over it, but I've been using his HBO Go account. And while I'm not into Game of Thrones, I'm really enjoying Silicon Va- FUCK!"

"So I told the bitch, "Don't worry, once I'm all up in your guts you're gonna feel fresh and clean!" HOLY SHIT!"

"Are you mocking me?"

"And now I'm on fuckin' fire! So now it's free game! The one who sent me... was... Nazis."

"Really? Ohgodno—"

"I'm getting real tired of this shit."

"Wow... Uh, when you put it like that, I feel like a cunt."

"I don't have to take zis from you, you racist, cisgendered, patriarch-propagating, misogynistic pig!"

"When you get to hell, tell 'em Penwood sent you! And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience!"

"You're far too fine a wine... for a lout... like... me."

"SERAS VICTORIA!"

"Do I hear wha-"

"Guys, I a-don't want to jinx it, but I a-think we got him-"

"They expected us... They expected all of us! ¡¡Dios Mio!! NO! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Holy fuck, bro! This is what we get for sticking our necks out!"

"ANDERSON! ANDERSON, I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!"

"Alucard, I hate you. But I understand you. You seek out your own justice to right the countless wrongs you have committed. To find forgiveness and salvation. But when you find it, will you accept it? As a man much like you once lost, adrift in the mad world, I made peace with my demons. May I tell you how? (Alucard: Of course, my friend.) I-"

"Goodbye, my starling. And- [Coughs blood] That was my favorite pillow."

"No. No! NOOO!"

"You are neither! You are... You are already dead."

"Evervone aboard ze S.S. Schutzstaffel, or as ve like to call it: Ze S.S.S.S-"

"I'm... I'm alive? Seems like things are Lukeing up for this Valentine- [Screams]"

"What was that? ...Ah, probably noth-"

"Shot in the gut, slumped against a wall, and executed by some crazy German Catholic bint quoting Kill Bill. Yes, a traitor's death."

"Hervorragend... ♪So long, farewell. Auf wiedersehen, goodbye. I leave, and heave. A sigh and say goodbye. Goooo...♭"

"No... you don't get to end this! I'm fucking Adam! I'm the fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or somethin'! I STARTED EVERYTHING ON EARTH! ALL OF MANKIND CAME FROM THESE FUCKING NUTS! You all should be worshipping me! You ungrateful, DISGUSTING, FUCKING LOSERS—"

"Oh God! What have you done?! Sh... she had a family! [Mrs. Mayberry: "WE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!"] W-Wait! Nonono--"

"Oh dear God, what have I done? In front of you all! I'm so sorry, my children! Don't forget to work on your times tables...!"

"Oh... shit. Well, I'll just shoot you in your smartass mouth!"

"Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not, though, people love me! Does anybody love you...BLITZO?"

"Oh, whoa... what are you? A leprechaun? Haha!"

"It’s all starting to make sense now. Life is worth living because we only get one. We must cherish it. If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it’s worth living! Killing myself is not the answer. Plus, I’m still rich! I can just buy all the things! I NO LONGER CRAVE DEATH!"

"Hey! What about my w--"

"Heh. Sure, Barb, whatever you say."

"YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO ME NOW, BITCH!"

"Goodbye, dad."