Beetlejuice (TV series)

"Come on, you guys. There's no monster in this tree. That's just a story the kids in school made up. This is a great tree. I love this tree."

"Beetlejuice, Father was half-asleep... thank goodness."

"That isn't funny! That tree is alive... and those men are going to kill it!"

"Miss Shannon, can I be excused?"

"Beetlejuice, have you seen a doctor about this problem of yours?"

"Romeo, don't step on my spiders!"

"I'm really babysitting now... AND IT'S NOT WORTH TWO DOLLARS AN HOUR!!"

"You like it!"

"Don't be ridiculous, Charles!"

"Rubbish! Don't be such a stupid baby, just eat your soup and then you will be excused."

"Why Charles! Whatever is the matter?"

"Really, Charles. I suggest you phone a proper repair man."

"That's Beetleman, Dear. I'm taking your father for a nice, relaxing walk. Now, don't you bother Mr. Beetleman."

"Well, pay the man, Charles."

"What is that thing?"

"Lydia, dinner!"

"Lydia, go to your room, right now!"

"Sweety, I'm home."

"Being nervous makes me nervous!"

"It's the whole darn town!"

"Monitor Head 2: What do you mean commercials can't be released on the video unless you are the one with the people's voices!"

"Monitor Head 1: I'm not a fat looser like you!"

"Monitor Head 4: It's all about ratings."

"All Monitor Heads: Get a move on!"

"Yuk! That's Disgustin'!"

"Did I win or did I lose?"

"Nyah - ha - ha - haa!"

"Oh No you don't! You will not turn me into warewolf!"

"That blonde haired ghoul is gonna cut off my head."

"That wasn't very cute!"

"Wanna buy some cookies!"

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Beep! Beep! Beep!"

"Hello Mon Ami, ya lookin' for a nice preeetty girl?"

"Ooh La La! Look at that preeeeeetty looking ladeeeee!"

"Sacre Bleu!"

"Alouette jogging Alouette..."

"Are you Beeeeetlejuice?"

"It is 'azar-dous to your 'ealth."

"Hey, kids! Are we gonna have some fun?"

"Okay, boys and girls, are we ready for some jokes?"

"Whoa! That's the hottest cold I've ever seen!"

"Food fight!"

"Hey, what happened?! I hope it was funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"Hey Beetlejuice! Your burgers are so bad, they oughta be spanked!"

"What is your favourite color? Tell me!"

"Huh! Is my name Lipscum spelled backwards Mucspil?"

"What is your name? Answer me!"

"Hey. Beetlejuice spelled backwards is Eciujelteeb!"

"Can I huh? Can I Can I Can I?"