Advance Wars

"I'll bury you!"

"All hail Blue Moon, my home sweet home!"

"For Blue Moon.... For the motherland!"

"Where's the fool who wants to help me with target practice!?"

"I wait like a snake in the grass... then I strike!"

"I hope this gets easier. That was harder'n college!"

"If ya want to hide a tree, stick 'er in a forest."

"Take that, loser! ...Wow, that felt great!"

"People of Blue Moon, I need your help!"

"Money buys power!"

"Even kittens have claws."

"Money is power."

"My air force is invincible!"

"The Eagle soars above you!"

"Where's the challenge in that?"

"Try hitting the gym!"

"Death from above!"

"Speed is the lifeblood of battle."

"The sea is my home."

"Time to hit the beach..."

"I may be low-key, but I'm tough!"

"Anchors aweigh!"

"Panic is for landlubbers!"

"Prepare to be washed away!"

"This battle will advance my tactical research..."

"It's nice to win, but I wanted to STOMP you!"

"A good CO knows her limitations...and I have none!"

"Away put your weapons! You shall not be needing them where you are going!"

"Charge into the toothy maw! For now is the time for a glorious hindspanking!"

"Your maidenfolk shall soon howl great lamentations!"

"This day shall be the greatest of days, unless tomorrow is even greater!"

"Foe, you are touched with madness if you seek to pierce my steely hide!"

"Mighty spire of communication, imbue my blade with stabby might!"

"No sharpness can penetrate my steely hide!"

"Consider your hindquarters righteously spanked!"

"You live still, for Javier is masterful but merciful!"

"Let us whack mightily upon our enemy as the oaken staff assaults an unwary pinata! All for the chocolaty treasures within!"

"Allow me to slap the foe with extreme prejudice!"

"Mercy has no place on the battlefield!"

"Observe the heart of a true samurai!"

"Listen to the foe from afar... Watch him up close."

"I'm Kanbei, Yellow Comet's emperor!"

"On to the next fight! Wait... Where's my sword?"

"I shall deploy a mountain of troops!"

"I do not worry about that which MIGHT happen!"

"Get me some fresh intel, stat!"

"I must review my strategy."

"That was too close."

"I took more damage than I expected."

"Hold on to your suspenders!"