All Quotes

"That's me."

"OOOHHH YEEEEAAAAH!!"

"Oh we are still alive!"

"Hi, I'm Earl!"

"I do not have time for your idiocy!"

"Um... Any chance we get a move on?"

"What happened?"

"You are talking to I.R.?"

"I.R. Driving!"

"I.R. Hero!"

"I.R. Not waiting now!"

"I.R. Ready!"

"Ooh, ooh, aren't you the smart one?"

"OH NO... SCARY!!!"

"Aw shucks!"

"Me? Really?!"

"Good choice."

"I got everything to win right here."

"Not to brag, but I really bring out the whole package."

"This is bad."

"Everybody ready to eat my dust?"

"It is not just an environmental issue, but also governmental, security, and moral. Choices we make today will shape tomorrow."

"Without the necessary policies and institutional commitment, we risk falling behind economically, environmentally, and diplomatically."

"In the next session of Parliament, I do not want to see stacks of notice papers and printed documents; we will distribute all materials electronically to reduce environmental impact."

"Sustainability is not an obligation, it is an opportunity for innovation, competitiveness, and long-term profitability."

"It is my intention of course there may be challenges that hinder me but my goal remains to make Parliament independent."

"Our mandate as the 13th Parliament is to see this house independent. It should have its own responsibilities that are not influenced by the President or anything."

"Geuss I've messed up."

"So ready for this!"

"I feel like a whole new rabbit!"

"Maybe I just lie down."

"It's "De Vil," with the Capital V!"

"I tell you I'm simply mad about racing."

"Thought they could outwit Cruella? Never!"

"not paying for this shit"

"Double gun, double you fun."

"You may be big, but i'm serious"

""Hey Phone, give me Las Vegas" (mocking Duke Nukem)"

"For the mind to believe in its own decisions, it must feel that it made those decisions without coercion. Coercive measures used by the operative, consequently, must not be detectable by ordinary means. There is no need to resort to mind-weakening drugs such as those explored by the CIA; in fact the exposure of a single such method would do unacceptable damage to MindWar’s reputation for truth."

"Satanists participating in rituals of Black Magic quickly became aware of an "interest" or "influence" in the atmosphere of the chamber that felt somehow alien to their own personalities. The pageantry and the oratory would fade into the background, and the participants would find themselves gripped in a sensory empathy so piercing, so powerful that it would leave them exhausted, drained, and shaken at the conclusion of the rite. It was not a chance occurrence, but an inevitable, recurring one. After such experiences participants were subdued, introspective, and disinclined to exchange comments on their feelings. There was perhaps even a slight feeling of embarrassment, as though one had somehow "slipped" from being a proper psychodramatic atheist."

"According to Satanic criteria, the importance of Nazi Germany is that it succeeded in touching the very core of human behavioral motivation factors. In short, Adolf Hitler knew what really makes people tick, and he formed a political party designed to make those desires legitimate and respectable in German society. As you know from the Satanic Bible, people are motivated basically by crude and bestial emotions - greed, lust, hatred, envy of others’ success, desire for power, desire for recognition, etc. Civilization has repressed such anarchic emotions in order that people may live together with a certain amount of peace. When one deliberately unleashes those emotions,consequently, there is going to be a bit of unpleasantness - war, domestic purges, or the like."

"Mein Kampf is a political Satanic Bible. For control of mass movements of human beings, it is far more important than anything ever written by Jefferson, Locke, Marx, Lenin, or Kissinger."

"I reaffirm my degree as Magister Templi, and I reaffirm the degrees of all those who have won them and honored them according to the standards Satan himself has upheld since the dawn of human civilization. Since you—Satan's High Priest and High Priestess—have presumed to destroy these standards and replace the true Church of Satan with a "Church of Anton," the Infernal Mandate is hereby withdrawn from the organization known as the "Church of Satan, Inc." and you are no longer empowered to execute your offices. The degrees you scorn are no longer yours to administer, but shall be safeguarded according to the Will of Satan."

"Whatever else may be said of him, no one can accuse Anton Szandor LaVey of being uninteresting."

"The mutual benefit would be, 'Wow, now both black and white people won't be suspected of shoplifting"

"While LaVey simply saw Satan as a symbol of man's egoism, Aquino believed in the objective reality of the devil. The theurgic rituals of the Temple of Set invoked the Prince of Darkness as a sinister supernatural power."

"LaVey constructed an "audience cult" for sympathizers, an anti-organization designed to let each act in the carnival of life while giving credit to a symbolic Satan, represented by LaVey as ringmaster. Aquino constructed an esoteric order for students of the occult, designed to school new generations of "isolate intelligences" to emulate Set and survive the body. One is an expressive carnival for this life, the other a college for this life—and another."

"Both psychologically and materially Whites in modern times are called upon to bear the burdens of guilt and monetary reparation for Black slavery. This position is based entirely on enforced ignorance and the deliberate suppression of the record of White slavery in North America."

"To determine the true rulers of any society, all you must do is ask yourself this question: Who is it that I am not permitted to criticize? We all know who it is that we are not permitted to criticize. We all know who it is that it is a sin to criticize. Sodomy is no longer a sin in America. Treason, and burning and spitting and urinating on the American flag is no longer a sin in America. Gross desecration of Catholic or Protestant religious symbols is no longer a sin in America. Cop-killing is no longer a sin in America — it is celebrated in rap "music." The degradation of beautiful young girls in disgusting pornography is no longer a sin in America. The killing by the multiple millions of the next generation in the womb is no longer a sin in America. But "anti-Semitism" is the ultimate sin in America."

"America is today an occupied nation, a victim of the ruthless aliens whose activities we detailed today. As a result of the control of our institutions and our media by these aliens, Americans have been conditioned to accept a moral code in which anything that tends to the extinction of our race is considered good and anything which tends to our survival is evil."