All Quotes

"Loved tonight’s show (at the Ponte Vedra Concert Hall) in Jacksonville. Appreciative audience. Thanks again to Tim Wilkins for opening. I had no idea I did a 2 hr set tonight. I’m happily addicted again to this shit. Check BobSaget.com for my dates in 2022."

"Put out the bloody cigarette!"

"yea...usually @ north camarillo"

"תמות נפשי עם־פלשתים (Tamot nafshi im-pelishtim)"

"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck."

"Tell my family I love them."

"Thank you Palestrina. It's a wonderful evening, it's great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song."

"A party! Let's have a party."

"God bless, God damn!"

"We figured we'd wait to go to your center. Ah, we heard a suspicious transmission on our departure out of Boston, ah, with someone, ah, it sounded like someone keyed the mikes and said, ah, "Everyone, ah, stay in your seats." It cut out."

"Let's be wild tonight."

"Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. What now?"

"I love you very much, my dear Beaver."

"おいしい。 (Oishii.)"

"שלף חרבך ודקרני בה פן־יבאו הערלים האלה והתעללו־בי (Shelof charbecha vedakereni vah, pen-yavo'u ha'arelim ha'elleh vehit'allelu-vi)"

"Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy...how can I ever forget them..."

"Roger, go at throttle-up."

"If you came to party, make some noise."

"For God's sake look after our people."

"My dear, be a good man — be virtuous — be religious — be a good man. Nothing else will give you any comfort when you come to lie here. ...God bless you all."

"Just leaving for God's own country."

"What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? Why are you dodging like this? They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

"Yolanda, in Room 158."

"The car seems OK..."

"My boys, I'm going down."

"Nothing, only "love one another.""

"Days betray me when I am not working. None of my guests nor I mentioned it was Saturday, so, for me, it was a Sunday dinner. Perhaps I'll have another tomorrow!"

"के गरेको? (Ke gareko?)"

"Dying is easy, comedy is hard."

"If elected, I will not lay down on the job."

"I want to see my mom."

"Ooh-ee, I can feel that!"

"We are now under God's grace and mercy."

"Braćo, spasavaj se ko hoće i ko može!"

"Teresa, I can't go down, my legs hurt a lot... no, not today. Not on my birthday."

"Let me fly you to the moon, so we can gaze among the stars."

"Up...up..."

"I'm losing it."

"I am not going. Do with me what you like. I am not going. Come on! Come on! Take action! Let's go!"

"This is the first time authorities helped me escape prison."

"В моей смерти прошу винить Российскую Федерацию. (V moyey smerti proshu vinit' Rossiyskuyu Federatsiyu.)"

"They're not shooting me for deserting the United States Army - thousands of guys have done that. They're shooting me for that brass I stole when I was 12 years old."

"Która godzina?"

"My wife is very good at putting me to sleep just by rubbing my hands... Be strong my darling..."

"I believe we should adjourn this meeting to another place."

"The bastards got me, but they won't get everybody."

"I think I'm going to make it!"

"Hey - what's happening here?"

"Muero con mi patria!"

"This is for you!"