All Quotes

"Movie stars never pick up the check. They have no idea what things cost. Most of them don't know their zip code and a lot don't even know their own phone number."

"Chili Palmer. Chilly outside. Chili inside. It's a regular fuckin' chili-fest. Hey, waiter, give Mr. Chili Pepper a big fuckin' bowl of chili!"

"Yeah well, I hope you drive better than you fucking spell, jack-off. My name is Barboni, not Barbone, okay!"

"You cut straight hair here or just fags?"

"I'm glad you rejected me ten years ago when I auditioned for Eddie Solomon, the pedophile clown in Birthday Boy. Had I gotten the part. I might've gotten typecast."

"Attitude plays a part"

"John Travolta - Chili Palmer"

"Gene Hackman - Harry Zimm"

"Rene Russo - Karen Flores"

"Danny DeVito - Martin Weir"

"Dennis Farina - Ray "Bones" Barboni"

"Delroy Lindo - Bo Catlett"

"James Gandolfini - Bear"

"David Paymer - Leo Devoe"

"Martin Ferrero - Tommy Carlo"

"Miguel Sandoval - Mr. Escobar"

"Jon Gries - Ronnie Wingate"

"Linda Hart - Fay Devoe"

"Renee Props - Nicki"

"Jacob Vargas - Yayo Portillo"

"Bobby Slayton - Dick Allen"

"They're Here To Save The World."

"Coming To Save The World This Summer."

"We're Ready To Believe You."

"Who you going to call? Ghostbusters!"

"The supernatural spectacular"

"They ain't afraid of no ghost."

"The world's most successful comedy"

"No spook, specter, or haunt will ever be safe again."

"Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman"

"Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz"

"Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler"

"Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett"

"Rick Moranis - Louis Tully"

"Annie Potts - Janine Melnitz"

"Ernie Hudson - Winston Zeddmore"

"William Atherton - Walter Peck"

"David Margulies - Mayor"

"Slavitza Jovan - Gozer"

"Paddi Edwards - Gozer (voice)"

"Frank Welker - Zuul (voice)/Slimer (voice)"

"Personally, I liked the University. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector. They expect results."

"Ah, If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."

"[last line] I love this town!"

"Rarely has a movie this expensive provided so many quotable lines."

"Catching the un-dead is their life. It's not a pretty job...especially the way they do it. But somebody has to."

"I have arrived. My travels are over for the time being."

"I didn't arrive by train."

"I'm an alien. Don't worry, I'm not going to leap out of your chest."

"What Einstein actually said was that nothing can accelerate to the speed of light because its mass would become infinite. Einstein said nothing about entities already traveling at the speed of light or faster."