All Quotes

"Patients do not escape from this institution. They don't escape. I'm going to have a great time explaining this to the state board. I've got psychotics on the fourth floor packing up their sneakers because they all think they're going off to K-PAX. Find him."

"I know... You're the bluebird."

"Is the spaceman here yet?"

"You know what a family is? You worry. They don't tell you that you know."

"Quiet type. As I recall he was a real smart fellow… a brain. Strong as a horse though — and worked as a knocker."

"Change the way you look at the world."

"Kevin Spacey - Prot"

"Jeff Bridges - Mark Powell"

"[repeated line] For relaxing times, make it Suntory time."

"I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor."

"You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, "Where the hell's the whiskey?""

"My Japanese is getting better. We started speaking English."

"Which one's burgundy?"

"My bathroom is messier than yours."

"Charlotte, I'm down in the lobby and I'm leaving now. Um, I was calling to see if you still have my jacket. If you could you bring it down, but you're not there, so this is good-bye, and, uh... So, I guess, good-bye and enjoy my jacket which you stole from me."

"Aren't you gonna say, "Have a good fright?""

"Everyone wants to be found."

"Sometimes you have to go halfway around the world to come full circle."

"The universally acclaimed new film from Sofia Coppola."

"A new film written & directed by Sofia Coppola."

"Bill Murray – Bob Harris"

"Scarlett Johansson – Charlotte"

"Akiko Takeshita – Ms. Kawasaki"

"Giovanni Ribisi – John"

"Anna Faris – Kelly"

"Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?"

"[Repeated line] Damn, we're in a tight spot!"

"Well, any human being will cast about in a moment of stress. No, the fact is, they're flooding this valley so they can hydroelectric up the whole durn state. Yessir, the South is gonna change. Everything's gonna be put on electricity and run on a paying basis. Out with old spiritual mumbo-jumbo, the superstition and the backward ways. We're gonna see a brave new world where they run everyone a wire and hook us all up to the grid. Yessir, a veritable age of reason - like they had in France. And not a moment too soon..."

"Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituency?"

"They have a plan, but not a clue."

"Sometimes, you have to lose your way to get back home."

"George Clooney – Ulysses ("Ulysses") Everett McGill"

"John Turturro – Pete"

"Tim Blake Nelson – Delmar O' Donnell"

"John Goodman – Big Dan ("Cyclops") Teague"

"Holly Hunter – Penny (Penelope) McGill nee Wharvey"

"Chris Thomas King – Tommy Johnson"

"Charles Durning – Governor Menelaus "Pappy" O'Daniel"

"Wayne Duvall – Homer Stokes"

"Ray McKinnon – Vernon T. Waldrip Suitor of Penelope"

"Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean"

"[At a bar, talking to Rusty] ...And Saul makes ten. Ten oughta do it, don't you think? [Rusty says nothing] You think we need one more? [Rusty still says nothing] You think we need one more. [Yet again, Rusty says nothing] All right, we'll get one more."

"[Greeting everyone for the first time] Good evening. Welcome. Everybody full? Looks like it. Everybody sober? Close enough. Let me just start by saying that nobody's on the line just yet, but what I'm about to show you is risky and extremely dangerous. If that doesn't sound like your particular brand of vodka, help yourself to as much food as you'd like, have a safe journey, no hard feelings. Otherwise, come with me."

"[Exposing Frank's criminal past to Benedict while pretending to be from the Nevada Gaming Commission] Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long."

"You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!"

"[After Danny and his crew shows up at his door] Did you guys get a group rate or something?"

"[With another crew, attempts to rob a vault. As he steps inside, the alarm goes off] Oh, leave it out! You tossers! You had one job to do!!"

"A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the 17th Century."

"[scolding Linus for leaving the van when he was instructed to stay] You stupid bastard!"

"Window or aisle, boys? Yeah, we're in deep shit!"