All Quotes

"We think they should put a president in or the head of the country that’s going to be able to do something peacefully for a change. They’ve been doing this for 47 years, killing people for 47 years. Whether it’s the barracks or even the SS Cole where they were involved, very strongly, they always denied it. But they were very strongly involved and all of the people that died through the roadside bombs died and are right now walking around with no legs, no arms. A face that’s been so badly damaged."

"These ships should go through the Strait of Hormuz and show some guts, there’s nothing to be afraid of ... They have no Navy, we sunk all their ships."

"The United States is the largest oil producer in the world, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money."

"The straits are in great shape. We’ve knocked out all of their boats. They have some missiles, but not very many. I think we’re in very good … we’re in very good shape."

"I don't want the president of the United States to have a cognitive deficiency."

"You never like to say too early you won. We won. We won the bet — in the first hour, it was over."

"Prices are coming down very substantially"

"Oil will be coming down. That’s just a matter of war that happens. You can almost predict it."

"The straits are in great shape. We’ve knocked out all of their boats. They have some missiles, but not very many."

"Watch what happens to these deranged scumbags today. They’ve been killing innocent people all over the world for 47 years, and now I, as the 47th President of the United States of America, am killing them. What a great honor it is to do so!"

"We may hit it a few more times just for fun."

"If we ever needed help, they won’t be there for us. I’ve just known that for a long period of time,"

"We have some that are really enthusiastic. They’re coming already."

"This isn’t need… need would be one of the big boys."

"If we need them in boats or if we need anything, any piece of apparatus that they may have because of a situation that they have they should be jumping to help us."

"We want them to come and help us with the Strait."

"My attitude is, we don’t need anybody. We’re the strongest nation in the world. We have the strongest military by far in the world. We don’t need them."

"I’ve spoken to a certain president, who I like, actually. A past president, a former president. He said, 'I wish I did it.' But they didn't do it. I'm doing it."

"When we go in, we went in very hard, and we didn't tell anybody about it, because we wanted surprise—Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

"About the attack on Iran: We could have dialogue, but I don’t want to do a ceasefire. You know you don’t do a ceasefire when you’re literally obliterating the other side."

"Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!"

"About Joe Kent, former director of the National Counterterrorism Center: It’s a good thing that he’s out because he said Iran was not a threat."

"NATO nations have done absolutely nothing to help with the lunatic nation, now militarily decimated, of Iran. the U.S.A needs nothing from NATO, but “never forget" this very important point in time!""

"The harder I work, the luckier I get."

"Life is what you do while you're waiting to die."

"See this pen right here? This pen is a an interesting example. It's the same thing. So this pen is very inexpensive but it writes well. I like it. But I can't have the pen the way it was. You know what it is. I don't want to give too much publicity, but they do treat me well. Sharpie. So I came here and they have 1000 dollar pens. And you know you hand pens out and you sign and you're handing them out all these people sometimes you have 30, 40 people and they were a thousand dollar apiece. Beautiful pen. Ballpoint. Thousand. It was gold, silver, gorgeous, but I'm handing out to kids. They don't even know. "What is this mommy?" It's kids, they are getting a pen for 1000 dollars. They have no idea what it is and I feel guilty because I'm, like, you know, I am by nature, I don't, you know, it's the government. I love the government and I love myself economically. I want to save money so I'm saying this is crazy. And I had another problem. They didn't write well. So I take it out and I signed and there's no ink and I got all you people looking and you say "There must be something wrong with Trump" and I sign and there's no ink in the pen and it costs a thousand dollars. That's why I called a guy. I said "I'd like to use your pen but I can't have a grey thing with a big S on it saying Sharpie as I'm signing a trillion dollar airplane contract to buy brand new fighter jets, brand new B-2 bombers of which we just ordered plenty. I can't do that with the press, use your pen, but I like the pen the best but I'll sign I could like I do like Biden did, you know, give it to somebody else to sign or an autopen or maybe sign it separately in another but he can't use the pen. He said we can make it nicer. I said "What can you do?" He said "I'll paint it black". I said "That's nice" and "I can even paint a the white house on it, sir, if you like, in gold, almost real gold, not bad, and I can even do your signature, sir," and by the way this was not staged, I just saw the pen sit there and I saw that this is an example of how 25 million dollars spent by me at the Federal Reserve building would be a better job than 4 billion dollars that they're spending."

"They are begging to make a deal, not me."

"We already won."

"I read a story today that I’m desperate to make a deal…. I’m the opposite of desperate. I don’t care. I want to know ― in fact, we have other targets we want to hit before we leave. We’re hitting them on a daily basis."

"We don’t need the Hormuz Strait. We don’t need it. We don’t need it at all. We don’t ― we have so much oil. Our country is not affected by this."

"I can’t say what we’re going to do because if I did, I wouldn’t be sitting here for long. They’d probably — what is it called? The 25th Amendment? — They’d institute the 25th Amendment."

"I always like to hang around with losers, actually, because it makes me feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success."

"He’s got the best genes I think of any human being I've ever known. He's my son. Don Trump. My son's got the greatest genes in history. I’m a big believer in genes, by the way."

"You know, when I didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize. You gotta understand, I don't care. Norway has lost so credible. I stopped 8 wars,"

"You can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex, whatever the hell you want. I'm here for you."

"To be honest with you, my favourite thing is to take the oil in Iran, but some stupid people back in the US say: ‘Why are you doing that?’ But they’re stupid people."

"Maybe we take Kharg Island, maybe we don’t. We have a lot of options. It would also mean we had to be there for a while."

"The Republicans are wonderful people. We're dealing with very sick people. The Democrats are sick; there's something wrong. They're like terrorists."

"All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT."

"You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil!"

"We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."

"Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?"

"A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday – and may every day be another wonderful secret."

"These people should be executed. They are scumbags."

"Do you still like having sex with your wife? How often? You must have had a better fuck than your wife? Tell me about it. I have girls coming in from Los Angeles at three o'clock. We can go upstairs and have a great time. I promise."

"I hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to letting Flynn go. He is a good guy. I hope you can let this go."

"Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?"

"Why do we want all these people from Africa here? They're shithole countries ... We should have more people from Norway."

"Why do we need more Haitians? Take them out."

"[B]lack people are too stupid to vote for me."