All Quotes

"Ione Skye - Elyse"

"Robin Ruzman - a waitress"

"Charles Noland - Ron Paxton"

"Carmen Filpi - Old Man Withers"

"Robert Patrick - T-1000"

"Alice Cooper with Pete Friesen, Derek Sherinian, Stef Burns, and Jimmy DeGrasso as themselves"

"Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago — excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. OK, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least I have an amazing cable access show! And I still know how to party! But what I'd really love is to do "Wayne's World" for a living. It might happen! Sh'yeah! And monkeys might fly outta' my butt! Ah, the MirthMobile..."

"Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell"

"Dana Carvey - Garth Algar"

"Tia Carrere - Cassandra Wong"

"Rob Lowe - Benjamin Kane"

"Lara Flynn Boyle - Stacy"

"Michael DeLuise - Alan"

"Lee Tergeson - Terry"

"Dan Bell - Neil"

"Sean Gregory Sullivan - Phil, Wayne and Garth's perpetually wasted friend"

"Brian Doyle-Murray - Noah Vanderhoff"

"Colleen Camp - Mimi Vanderhoff"

"Kurt Fuller - Russell Finley"

"Chris Farley - the well-informed security guard"

""If you've not averted your eyes, you'll notice that the ground is full of monsters. They are impure creatures, yet no one tries to remove them; no one tries to bring peace. Why? Because humans are weak, cowardly creatures." - Vinsfeld Rhadamanthus"

"“Ideas, Values, Consciousness, and Power…Put all that together and people get stronger. That’s progress for the future.” - Vinsfeld Rhadamanthus"

"“Why, when we all desire the same results, do people choose such different paths?” - Ashley Winchester"

"“That doesn’t make sense. Is what you’re describing really a ‘hero’? It doesn’t sound like one. Sure, some horrible things are happening in the world. But does that mean the ‘hero’ has to do something about it? Is a hero just someone who is sacrificed for others who can’t solve their own problems? By naming you their ‘hero’ does everyone else shirk their own duties and just stop trying? If a ‘hero’ is just a euphemism for ‘sacrifice,’ then no. I’m not happy about it at all. Especially when the ‘hero’ is someone I care for…” - Marina"

"“How can you not question a world full of deception? Worried, confused…You all who don’t look back don’t deserve a future!” - Caina"

""Whenever I have this much fun, my glasses start falling down." - Judecca"

"“An unforgettable memory can at times seem like an ugly scar.” - Clive"

"“If it’s a nightmare you seek, then a nightmare you get…One that never ends, and one you cannot wake from. Rot in my endless nightmare!” - Beatrice"

"“If every existence had an equal and beautiful moment to shine…it is when the light of life goes out. No matter how pathetic or unsightly…The moment of death is when you shine best…” - Melody"

"“Now that I have it, unlimited life and power seem so boring. All my life I had so many goals I wanted to accomplish. I tried so hard to cross them all off my list. But now, I have all the time in the world, with nothing that can stop me. Each time I remind myself of this, everything I’ve wanted to accomplish all seems insignificant. That’s why I have something big planed…something bigger then you can imagine. It’s not uncommon for a dog to bite the hand that feeds it.” - Janus"

""Listen to the Donkey's orders and eliminate the enemy!" - Malik"

""I no want you get fried like chicken!" - Zim"

"Geez...Why does everyone hate us?"

"Looking for a shortcut can lead you astray."

""Well bro...We have no social graces, just like the boss..." - Dario and Romero"

""I won't let you become anyone's memory!" - Virginia to Beatrice"

"Arnaud: Hey, you're that kid!"

""How can that kid be so strong?! Is this truly...the power of...ARMs...?!" - Acting Commander Tony, commenting on Jude's ability to use the ARM"

""I won't insist that you eat quietly but...can't you behave in a manner that is befitting for you age? It's embarrassing for the rest of us to watch you behave like that in public." - Raquel, to soldiers in the pub of Port Rosalia"

""I know a thing or two about swords, but unfortunately, 'charming' isn't in my repertoire. I'd be happy to give you a taste, but I may fall short of your expectations." - Raquel, to soldiers in Port Rosalia"

"Jude: "That was so cool...I wish I'd taken my sword training more seriously.""

""There are some Drifters who do bad things. In fact, the majority may be that way. However...there are definitely some Drifters who use their skills to help others. Being a Drifter in and of itself isn't a good or bad thing, but there are good ones and bad ones." - Raquel"

""Kresnik...nothing's changed...I still hate you. How is... sacrificing yourself the best option? How can there be anything good in making Yulie cry? I hate you Kresnik...I hate you for making Yulie cry! But...I promise you...I promise I'll always protect Yulie...together...along with your ARM...I won't fail!" - Jude"

""If humans are to reach the future, they must become strong! They must evolve to become stronger! I have the ability to get a glimpse of the future with these eyes... I have learned the terrible truth...that the future is closed off to this species. To protect the world for the people of this world, I will bear any shame and condemnation!" -Lambda"

""They betrayed me! I wanted peace! I wanted to put an end to the war! Yet, why does war still persist?! It's because humans desire it!! If it's human nature to make war, then I'll just have to eliminate all of humanity! Eternal peace has no need for humans!!" - Hauser"

""I've seen inside your heart, and it's not that I don't understand what you're trying to do... But I know without a doubt, that what you're doing is wrong! You will only bring about more anguish...so that others will suffer like you did. Just because you rationalized good and evil in the past, it doesn't mean you have to continue doing so, in the future. We'll never attain the peace you're seeking, if you use violence to fight violence." - Jude, to Hauser"

"(From Kindred Souls)"

"All life is based on the fact that anything worth getting is hard to get. There is a price to be paid for anything. Scholarship can only be bought at the price of study, skill of craft or technique can only be bought at the price of practice, and eminence in any sport can only be bought at the price of training and discipline."

"It is only by refusing to accept the situation that in the end we can change the situation."

"Any creed or ideology or religion must be known and tested by its fruits, and its fruits are people."