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"Hillary says she has been tested. Well, I hope so. You never know what Bill might bring home."

- Jay Leno

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"The economy is so bad, I saw Matthew McConaughey talking to himself in a Kia! THAT'S how bad it is!"

- Jay Leno

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"Well, there's nothing funnier to me than the French. The French Resistance is probably the biggest mythical joke that ever existed. There were four guys in the French Resistance. They couldn't hand over the Jewish people fast enough. Oh, please, don't tell me about the French. The French have all sorts of secret deals with Saddam and everybody else for two cents a liter. It's an easy target."

- Jay Leno

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"French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly."

- Jay Leno

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""This is now the twelfth day of rioting in France. They have been rioting for almost two weeks. And France has still not surrendered. That's like a record."

- Jay Leno

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"Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. … They won after France’s best player got ejected for head butting. That’s the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years"

- Jay Leno

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"In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously."

- Jay Leno

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"Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it."

- Jay Leno

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"Conan the Rogue (novel, 1991)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan and the Manhunters (novel, 1994)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan and The Treasure Of Python (novel, 1994)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan and the Amazon (novel, 1995)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Fearless (novel, 1986)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Defiant (novel, 1987)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Indomitable (novel 1989)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Freelance (novel 1990)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Formidable (novel 1990)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Renegade (novel, 1986)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Raider (novel, 1986)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Warlord (novel, 1988)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Hero (novel, 1989)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Great (novel, 1989)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Outcast (novel, 1991)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Savage (novel, 1992)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan, Scourge of the Bloody Coast (novel, 1994)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Gladiator (novel, 1995)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan, Lord of the Black River (novel, 1996)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Valiant (novel, 1988)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Guardian (novel, 1991)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Relentless (novel, 1992)"

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"Conan and the Gods of the Mountain (novel, 1993)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan at the Demon's Gate (novel, 1994)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan and the Mists of Doom (novel, 1995)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan and the Death Lord of Thanza (novel, 1997)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Hunter (novel, 1994)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan and the Shaman's Curse (novel, 1996)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan and The Grim Grey God (novel, 1996)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan and the Emerald Lotus (novel, 1995)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan of Venarium (novel, 2004)"

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"Conan (Marvel Comics)"

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"Conan (Dark Horse Comics)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan the Barbarian (1982)"

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"Conan the Destroyer (1984)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan The Adventurer (1992-1994)"

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"Conan and the Young Warriors (1994)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan: The Adventurer (1997-1998)<!--"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan: Hall of Volta (1984)"

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"Conan (1989)"

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"Conan: The Mysteries of Time (1991)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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"Conan: The Cimmerian (1991)"

- Conan the Barbarian

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