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"No cell can hold this wang!"
"You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear."
"Knock knock you freak, Lo Wang in the house!"
"Hmph, rather kick ass than solve puzzle."
"Ohh, smell remind me of old girlfriend."
"Burn baby burn, flames are gettin' higher!"
"Eeyuuh, stink like dead baboon in here."
"Heh, this no movie, Mr. Chan."
"Welcome to real life, Mr. Chan."
"That's no ordinary rabbit."
"Sorry, you no win this time, try again."
"Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk."
"No man is island, except Lo Wang."
"You should kill all business associates."
"You should not scratch yourself there."
"Man who stand on toilet, high on pot."
"Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."
"Don't you know you the scum of society?!"
"Man trapped in pantry has ass in jam."
"You never going to score."
"You try harder get along. Be a nice man."
"26-31-43-82-16-29"
"Your chi attracts many chicks."
"Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
"It is better to have loved and lost than to have loved and got syphilis"
"There is much death in future."
"(c)1997, 3DRealms fortune cookie company."
"Courtesy is contagious. So is Gonorrhea"
"Oh, look, you coming apart!"
"You half the man you used to be!"
"You blocking with your head again!"
"I hope you were paying attention."
"It's all in the reflexes."
"How's that for kung-fu fighting, you chicken shit?!"
"I Kill you!"
"Holy pieces of cow!"
"Holy shit!"
"Holy pieces of shit!"
"Like Chinese New Year fireworks!"
"Holy cow! Look like Duke Nukem! HAHAHA!"
"Takusan balls, sukoshi penis."
"And you kissed me shy as though I'd never been your lover"
"Rust rust rust in the engines of love and time"
"Although only one man may be receiving the favors of a woman, all men in her presence are warmed. That's the great Generosity of women and the great generosity of the Creator who worked it out is that there are no unilateral agreements on sexuality."
"What is a saint? A saint is someone who has achieved a remote human possibility. It is impossible to say what that possibility is. I think it has something to do with the energy of love. Contact with this energy results in the exercise of a kind of balance in the chaos of existence. A saint does not dissolve the chaos; if he did the world would have changed long ago. I do not think that a saint dissolves the chaos even for himself, for there is something arrogant and warlike in the notion of a man setting the universe in order. It is a kind of balance that is his glory. He rides the drifts like an escaped ski. His course is the caress of the hill. His track is a drawing of the snow in a moment of its particular arrangement with wind and rock. Something in him so loves the world that he gives himself to the laws of gravity and chance. Far from flying with the angels, he traces with the fidelity of a seismograph needle the state of the solid bloody landscape. His house is dangerous and finite, but he is at home in the world. He can love the shape of human beings, the fine and twisted shapes of the heart. It is good to have among us such men, such balancing monsters of love."
"Look, you have a new friend!"
"God is alive. Magic is afoot. God is alive. Magic is afoot. God is afoot. Magic is alive. Alive is afoot. Magic never died. God never sickened. Many poor men lied. Many sick men lied. Magic never weakened. Magic never hid. Magic always ruled. God is afoot. God was ruler though his funeral lengthened. Though his mourners thickened Magic never fled..."
"It was only when you walked away I saw you had the perfect ass. Forgive me for not falling in love with your face or your conversation."
"Only in Canada could somebody with a voice like mine win 'Vocalist of the Year'."
"I am so often accused of gloominess and melancholy. And I think I'm probably the most cheerful man around. I don't consider myself a pessimist at all. I think of a pessimist as someone who is waiting for it to rain. And I feel completely soaked to the skin. … I think those descriptions of me are quite inappropriate to the gravity of the predicament that faces us all. I've always been free from hope. It's never been one of my great solaces. I feel that more and more we're invited to make ourselves strong and cheerful. .... I think that it was Ben Jonson who said, I have studied all the theologies and all the philosophies, but cheerfulness keeps breaking through."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.