All Quotes

"Holy shit!"

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck. (when facing the Overlord; he does exactly this after killing it) [reference to Corey Feldman in the movie Stand By Me and/or to Marine 'to be' The Swede in the movie Heartbreak Ridge OR the quote from the movies NightBreed OR Full Metal Jacket]"

"I'm Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! (After defeating the Battlelord)"

"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! (Reference to Pulp Fiction)"

"I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch! (when facing the Alien Queen)"

"I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!"

"I ain't afraid of no quake! (in reference to ID Software's Quake PC Game, as well as Ghostbusters tagline)"

"I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped this sub."

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. (reference to They Live)"

"It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! (when facing the Cycloid Emperor)"

"It's time to abort your whole freaking species! (After defeating the Alien Queen)"

"Let God sort 'em out! (Advice given by Arnaud Amalric during the Albigensian Crusade when asked by a Crusader how to distinguish the Cathars from the Catholics)"

"Let's rock! (Possible reference to Vasquez in Aliens) (says after choosing the medium difficulty setting)"

"Looks like cleanup on aisle four. (Possible reference to Ash in Army of Darkness)"

"Lucky son of a bitch."

"Mess with the best, you will die like the rest. (reference to Hackers (1995))"

"My boot, your face; the perfect couple."

"No way I'm eating this shit!"

"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives! (after starting "Lunar Apocalypse")"

"Now this is a force to be reckoned with! (after discovering Luke Skywalker's corpse hanging upside down] (reference to Dark Forces)"

"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."

"Ooh, I needed that! [After gaining health when less than 25%]"

"Ooh, that's gotta hurt. (says sarcastically after blowing up enemy corpses) [Possible reference to Ash in Army of Darkness]"

"Piece of Cake. (says after choosing the "Piece of Cake" difficulty)"

"See you in Hell!"

"Shake it, baby! (after handing a girl money)"

"Shit happens. (after stepping in alien or dog feces, reference to Forrest Gump or Predator 2)"

"Somebody's gonna freakin' pay for screwin' up my vacation! (after starting "The Birth")"

"Sometimes I even amaze myself. (In reference to Star Wars)"

"Staying alive, staying alive, la. (singing Bee Gees 'Staying Alive')"

"Suck it down!"

"Terminated! (after discovering the hydraulic press with the crushed Terminator skeleton in the secret 'Freeway' level)"

"This really pisses me off!"

"This is K.T.I.T, K-Tit! Playing the breast-uhh, the best tunes in town."

"That's gonna leave a mark!"

"We meet again, Doctor Jones! (after discovering Indiana Jones corpse hanging)"

"What? There's only one of you?"

"What are you waitin' for? Christmas? (after the player has been away from keyboard for a while) (reference to Christmas)"

"What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?"

"Where is it?"

"Who wants some? (reference to Ash's quote from Evil Dead 2 after picking up a new weapon)"

"Why so serious, Sam? (encounters Sam's mutilated corpse)"

"Yeah, piece of cake! (says after choosing the easy difficulty setting)"

"Yippie ka-yay, motherfucker! (Bleeped out) [reference to Bruce Willis, from the Die Hard Films]"

"You guys suck!"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."

"Your face, your ass - what's the difference? (reference to an Andrew Dice Clay joke)"

"You wanna dance? (after handing a girl money)"

"COME GET SOME!!!"

"Dying ain't much of a living, boy. (Reference to Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales)"