"Tom Poston — Professor Jonathan Jones"

"Julia Meade — Professor Virginia Fenster"

"Jim Backus — Professor Kellgore"

"Cecil Kellaway — Dean Updike"

"Margaret Dumont — Persephone Updike"

"Fred Clark — General Bullivar"

"Well, remember me sometimes. I shall always remember you. "Haec olim meminisse iuvabit." I need not translate it for …"

"[dying words] I thought I heard you saying it was a pity... pity I never had any children. But you're wrong. I have. …"

"It must be tremendously interesting to be a schoolmaster, to watch boys grow up and help them along; to see their cha…"

"Ralston: [to Mr. Chips] And when you write that books of yours, remember that in addition to all those boys you taugh…"