"[to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] Oh . . . the pancakes!"

"I love baseball. You know, it doesn't have to mean anything. It's just very beautiful to watch."

"[to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] I have an interesting case. I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities.…"

"[to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it s…"

"[to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] My brother beat me. My sister beat my brother. My father beat my sister, my brother, and me.…"

"But I've never flown before in my life, and it shows exactly what you can do, if you're a total psychotic!"

"I would like to apologize to everyone. I . . . I'm awfully sorry for, for marrying all those women. It just, I don't …"

"[to Dr. Eudora Fletcher, under hypnotism] I'm 12 years old. I run into the synagogue. I ask the rabbi the meaning of …"

"That Zelig could be responsible for the behavior of each of the personalities he assumed means dozens of lawsuits. He…"

"The Ku Klux Klan, who saw Zelig as a Jew, that could turn himself into a Negro and a Chinaman, saw him as a triple th…"