"[angrily blaming Danny] IT'S YOUR FAULT MOM AND DAD GOT DIVORCED!"

"[to Danny; gently] I'm your brother. And that's what being a brother means. Means I'll never let anything happen to you."

"[after the Robot is reprogrammed and fights off the Zorgons] Guess that's what's the reprogram card's for."

"IT'S METEORS!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!!"

"It's just a goat; it's just a goat… [space goat opens 4 additional eyes]"

"[card reads "FLUNK SPACE ACADEMY Go back 1 space"] I'm not even going to comment on that."

"[when he spins a 1] One. God, I suck."

"IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!! ZATHURA IS A BLACK HOLE!!!!!"

"Zorgons. They're big gnarly lizards. Cold-blooded heat seekers and the tiniest spark of warmth will bring them in lik…"

"[reads card] "Reprogram"? [to Danny] What the heck does that mean?!"